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The 2016 (fake) Thanksgiving WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 18, 2016.

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  1. toddamus

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    Punch him in the throat, see if he does that again
     
    #241 toddamus, Nov 24, 2016
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    I drove 8 hours over night to surprise my mom for being home for the holiday. She cried. Worth it.

    Also, apparently eating two of the garlic burgers at steak and shake and a red bull will cause one to shit out a winged dragon.
     
    #242 downndirty, Nov 24, 2016
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Everyone is inside for the group picture. I am in the dark outside the screen door drinking beer and waiting until the "Where's Rush?" count gets to 3 or so.

    I am full of turkey and dressing. Yum.
     
    #243 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 24, 2016
  4. Nettdata

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    Do you pressure your family to post tit pics as well?
     
    #244 Nettdata, Nov 24, 2016
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Only my mom.

    Besides, I like to think I "encourage" the ladies, but never pressure. I mean, I tell them I'll die sad if they don't, and it's all their fault. But, no pressure.
     
    #245 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 24, 2016
  6. Nettdata

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    Point your mom over to the boobie thread... we all can appreciate a nice set of mom-boobs.
     
    #246 Nettdata, Nov 24, 2016
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    So, I made it through cooking dinner. Only my corn souffle came out questionable. I am on my second bottle of wine, and my 3 year old niece is running around calling my dog, Pongo. One, my dog is not a dalmation. Two, she is a female. Three, her name is Sophie. I need more wine.
     
    #247 Cmr88, Nov 24, 2016
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    Rush is like 80 years old. Do you really want to see him pop the lid on the coffin for a wank shot?
     
    #248 Kampf Trinker, Nov 24, 2016
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    Ill never turn down a boobie shot.
     
    #249 Kubla Kahn, Nov 24, 2016
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    In this case I will. I don't need to see saggy tits that hang down by her knees.
     
    #250 toddamus, Nov 24, 2016
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    You don't need to...
     
    #251 Nettdata, Nov 24, 2016
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    Gawd. I'm so full of dressing it's a sin. A glorious one at that.

    I'm thinking about visiting one of my patients tomorrow. He doesn't have any family in this state, I'm emotionally invested and it's my day off. Is that creepy or over the line? Thinking about bringing games and treats...and bringing my husband...but I still feel kind of weird. I don't want to be weird.
     
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    It's only weird if their weiners touch.
     
    #253 Aetius, Nov 24, 2016
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    Today went surprisingly well. No politics, I only overheard one short racist conversation, and the food was great.

    Now I'm home with a glass of wine. The kids are staying the night with their grandparents so it's just the husband and me. I'm going to cuddle up on the couch with my book and enjoy the quiet.
     
    #254 abneretta, Nov 24, 2016
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    Not at all. Between bills, insurance companies, and corporate policies getting the care you need can be a dehumanizing process. Most people are happy someone gives a shit and if you're genuinely friendly with each other I don't see what the problem would be.

    Anyway, on to the important stuff.

    Rush, it looks like the vote is for your mom to post her boobs. I'm not saying it isn't an odd request to make of your mother, but if you revive the boobie thread in this way no one can ever again question your commitment. Ever.
     
    #255 Kampf Trinker, Nov 24, 2016
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    We'll see just how comitted to the boobie thread he really is.
     
    #256 Nettdata, Nov 24, 2016
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    No, I think that's a really nice thing.
     
    #257 xrayvision, Nov 24, 2016
  18. audreymonroe

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    I stand corrected. According to Snapchat everyone ate deviled eggs today except for me.
     
    #258 audreymonroe, Nov 24, 2016
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    Yeah, no. Not everyone. Deviled eggs are disgusting, so...
     
    #259 jdoogie, Nov 24, 2016
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    Man, I thought you were right but then it turned out you were so, so wrong.
     
    #260 audreymonroe, Nov 24, 2016
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