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The 2016 (fake) Thanksgiving WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 18, 2016.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Just get a ghillie suit and spray it with clorox.
     
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    So the gayboys and the Vikings are playing about three miles from me and I couldn't give less of a fuck. Yet millions of people are watching this game.

    Oh well.
     
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    Epilectics for those stubborn stains.
     
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    Might be really handy for the lower body paraplegic who doesn't have a wheel chair
     
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    Get a few Pentecostals in there and it'll be as tidy as a burn ward. It'll sparkle like Rick Emmett's teeth.
     
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    Like anyone will recognize the reference from Canada's other power trio.
     
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    Anyone worth their ass in rock music on this board will know who Triumph is.

    I'm not even kidding about that guys teeth. He has eight thousand of them. Donny Osmond is a homeless crackhead standing next to Rick Emmett.
     
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    Canadians are fucking weird.
     
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    We may be weird, but at least we're not fucked.
     
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    Considering you're America's little brother, what happens to us happens to you.
     
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    We're not your little brother. We're the two old guys sitting up in the balcony on The Muppets.
     
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    I'm taking a friend to drop in hockey tomorrow, feels like a little bit like a date. Her and I getting dressed in our hockey gear next to each other on a friday night? Kind of cool.

    God Bless Minnesota. Pretty sure this wouldn't happen in any other state. Except Canada, I think this could happen there.
     
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    Isn't Minnesota basically Canada?
     
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    Canada is basically America but further north and with more moose and maple syrup. I think we need to build a 30ft high electric fence between us and them to keep all those illegals out
     
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    To many states. There should be only two states, drunk and becoming drunk
     
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    I know this goes back a page, but I don't think the implication that Alison Brie is not STILL in her prime should be allowed to stand. Also, FYI, she is going to be in an upcoming show about GLOW - yes, that GLOW, as in Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, from the late 80s.

    Also, what the damn hell, Google? Why you gotta change stuff?
     
    #457 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 2, 2016
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    Sounds very Minnesotan. Bonus points if she has any old North Stars stuff.

    A coworker and I are making plans to put a shack out on one of the lakes nearby this office once they freeze over so we can drop a line through the ice over the lunch hour and fish before/after work too if we feel like it. Seems proper Minnesotan too, might as well be Canada.
     
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