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I blacked out and had room spins. Looking back at my post, they aren't too embarrassing. At least I still had good taste in photos.
This is my first weekend off work in over a month. Fuck yeah, it feels good. There's a purring kitty on my lap, coffee and a bad movie on TV. Yes, please! The only thing that would make this better would be a bloody mary.
I finally grounded my kid today. At first, I thought it would be harder for me than her, since her iPad and Kindle pretty much take over when I need a mom break, but she's been remarkably well-behaved...and quiet. I didn't even have to Benadryl her! Man, I wish I still drank, because a Bloody Mary sounds fucking awesome....
Because of the way everyone's schedule worked we are doing our Thanksgiving tomorrow. Have some old family friends coming from out of town, total alcoholics. Should be fun. The only bad thing is both my sisters can't make it. One has to work and the other is a self centered weirdo. She wants everyone to come out to LA, and then she wants everyone else to buy the food and do most of the cooking. She's so fucking ridiculous I can't even. Her plan was to make the desert, and if you thought it wasn't possible to fuck up something as simple as fudge and brownies, you would be very, very wrong. She has zero sense when it comes to mixing ingredients. She has made 'desert' every Thanksgiving we've had together, and the poor girl can't pick up on a hint, even when the hint is more of a direct statement. On the actual Thanksgiving date I'm going over to a friend's place to watch football and get drunk/freeload.
Yeah, I dun fucked up today. I left the heater going all night to get the inside nice and warm and ready for painting... totally missing the fact that having a hot, humid interior and a cold exterior, with nothing more than thin sheet metal for walls, brings out the interior condensation like it's Niagara Falls. Needless to say the paint system is all ready to go but the trailer is being dehumidified overnight with a big blower (sans heat). So yeah... tomorrow is painting... tonight is getting a buzz on in the hot tub.
What the fuck? Really??? That trailer was built in the climate I call home -- our winters are your summers. And I still could have told you that. Hate to say it, but shoulda checked with the board! (This is normally horrible advice under 99.5% of circumstances by the way).
It had all sorts of insulation, originally, but it all got water-logged and was pulled out... basically all the rotted/moldy shit was yanked and that left only rusty metal frame, studs, and some aluminum sheet metal. That's why I'm spraying it with tractor/implement paint... to cover and inhibit the rust. But the sad part is that the exterior screws that are holding in the sheet metal are not stainless, so they've all rusted/leaked/streaked a bit from having lived in a rain forest for the past 8-10 years.
I just got a text. "Hey Cuban Mama! It's Isis! Here's my number xxx-xxxx" Should I report this to Homeland Security?
I've gotten some wrong number texts before. I just write them on a bathroom stall in a gas station. Really fun in the lead-up to the holidays to start doing to members of your family, put their numbers out there. Makes for fun conversation.
Fucking Ohio weather... yesterday: 75 and sunny. Today: 35 and snow showers. And guess which day I had scheduled to work outside for 4 hours in front of the smoker? At least all the turkeys I made today turned out real well and I'm going to have some happy customers for Thanksgiving. Plus the extra cash doesn't hurt.
Maybe it's the "Oh Mighty Isis" from Electra Woman and Dyna Girl, and not the "death to America!" bunch. I think I mentioned this on here when it happened. A few years ago, I got a call on my cell phone and the caller ID read "El Presidente." It wasn't in my contacts that way, so whomever it was, had the phone company list it that way. If you didn't have your name, or company name, what would you pick to have for caller ID?