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The 2016 (fake) Thanksgiving WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 18, 2016.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Ahhhhhh viva life.

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    Man I went pretty hard drinking Friday for the last home college football game. I got a 19 year old girl's number and Im not even sure how to react? Do I ask her to go catch Pokemon with me or something?
     
    #62 Kubla Kahn, Nov 20, 2016
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    Grab her by the pussy.
     
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    Buy her some wine coolers first. Underage chicks dig wine coolers.
     
    #64 Tim, Nov 20, 2016
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    Maybe she wants someone to buy her and her friends booze. Be sure to let you know you have an ID that works, but only at a certain store
     
    #66 toddamus, Nov 20, 2016
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    We just paid that urine-stained nutjob in the dirty Miami Dolphins jacket to buy our booze, he was always hanging out near the Liquor Store (that's what it used to be called). All it cost was a couple beers and one ten-minute story about how the entire government and his wife are evil cyborgs who want him dead.
     
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    Yeah Im surprised she gave me her number too. My goverment cyborg story was 25 minutes.
     
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    Don't be surprised, be cocky. You should be walking down the street to Stayin' Alive right now.
     
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    "Like your economic insecurity does not outweigh the rights of me and my friends to live."

    Yeah, sometimes you just gotta grab the country by the pussy for its own good. What a fucking moron.

    Turkey and cranberry is the greatest combination ever. I don't know why I don't eat this all year. Deviled eggs is a close second in thanksgiving greatness that I need to start making year-round.
     
    #70 Kampf Trinker, Nov 20, 2016
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    So this is a photo from a gun safety class being taught in California by a retired deputy.

    Not my area of expertise, but there's something about it that doesn't feel "safe"...

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    You ARE supposed to always assume a gun is loaded, right?
     
    #71 Crown Royal, Nov 20, 2016
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    Been taking your news from Facebook these days?
     
    #72 Kubla Kahn, Nov 20, 2016
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    just thinning the heard
     
    #73 Revengeofthenerds, Nov 20, 2016
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    Jesus Christ....

    You ever lose 7 pounds by accident? I just did and now I am concerned about things I never thought id care about like fiber intake and tapeworms.

    And I am almost done with Christmas shopping, thank baby Jesus...

    Mom calls me during work and asks for help fixing her laptop...she got hit by some ransome ware...so I say fuck this, and buy her a new laptop on Amazon. Merry CHRISTMAS and Happy birthday. then I realized what I have conditioned her to do...and she sends me a text of her "broken" iPad last night. Fuck.
     
    #74 downndirty, Nov 21, 2016
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    I'll take Topics that Make People Hate You for a thousand, Alex.
     
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    If I were him, and his reasoning is pretty close to mine, I'd be worried about a sudden unexplainable drop in weight. It could be cancer or those flesh eating amoebas. Best to check with Dr Google.
     
    #76 Kubla Kahn, Nov 21, 2016
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    No. Your HIV finally turned to AIDS.
     
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    I wouldn't get paranoid, it's probably just some Two-foot long ravenous intestinal parasite.
     
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    So, it's just a baby, now? I think they only grow about 1 foot a week, though, right?
     
    #79 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 21, 2016
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    Man, I had one of those things after a camping trip in a third world shit hole, and FUCK THAT.

    If you aren't feeling sick, that's probably not why you're losing weight. I won't horrify anyone with the details, but if it's a gigantic parasite from hell there would be signs. It's likely something mental. My weight fluctuates a bit back and forth. It's not being depressed or anything like that, but I seem to make some subconscious adjustment if the beer gut starts to enter biker territory.
     
    #80 Kampf Trinker, Nov 21, 2016
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