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The 2016 (fake) Thanksgiving WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 18, 2016.

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  1. Juice

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I've come to a realization.

    I once accidentally fucked a Nazi, and when I told him that I didn't want to see him again because I'm Jewish, he said it didn't matter to him and begged me to be his girlfriend for six weeks. So, I think I need to infiltrate the White House and the Alt-Right and use my feminine wiles to convince all of them that multiculturalism is what makes America great and is not the downfall of our nation.

    You're welcome in advance, the world.
     
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    I'm calling shenanigans on this.
     
    #83 toddamus, Nov 21, 2016
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I assure you I didn't knowingly fuck a Nazi.
     
    #84 audreymonroe, Nov 21, 2016
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    It is pretty easy to lose weight due to stress and being busy. You recently had some big changes, didn't you?

    You probably aren't dying yet.
     
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    Thats not very opened minded of you. Tisk, tisk.
     
    #86 Juice, Nov 21, 2016
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    I know I know, liberals are tolerant of everyone except those who disagree with them.
     
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    Someone else on this board had copped to banging a Neo-Nazi, I forget who it was.
     
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    No yea, that entire sounds super real, I'm in no way doubting you
     
    #89 toddamus, Nov 21, 2016
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    There's an easy way to test for tape worms... just start up a sexy-time web cam channel...

    I'm serious.
     
    #90 Nettdata, Nov 21, 2016
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    You were right, I didn't want to see that. Damn curiosity, where's the bleach?
     
    #91 Hoosiermess, Nov 21, 2016
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    I clicked the spoiler button, got to the second warning, and thought "I probably shouldn't open this at work"
     
    #92 Aetius, Nov 21, 2016
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    Do you think history books (and by extension history teachers) will have to relate the fact that a POTUS once shaved Vince McMahon's head during a Wrestlemania?

    I sure hope so.

     
    #93 bebop007, Nov 21, 2016
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    Maybe he just got some bad hummus. Man, I eat this brand ALL THE TIME and just had to throw out two containers.

    Sabra Hummus Recall
    Because of listeria
    How can you have 12 bowel movements a day? After about 6-7, who the hell:
    a) has anything left to move?
    b) would eat anything more that could be moved?
     
    #94 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 21, 2016
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    I don't think this is so political. Might as well join in.

    There's a whole series of these, and they're fucking hysterical.



    "As a gift, Trump steaks are the best you can give."

    Maybe it's just me, but every instance of showmanship the guy does is comedic gold.
     
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    What the shit? That's the worst ever! Have a bad day? Hey, at least there isn't a worm crawling out of my ass!

    My kitty had a tapeworm a few years ago. I'll never forget his sticking his bum in my face (cause that's what cats do) and watching tiny worms pop in and out.
     
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    The closest I've come to that is having an old Siamese cat that liked to eat tinsel at Christmas. Every now and then you'd seem him run by a doorway with a 4' fluttering ass streamer trailing behind him. It was hilarious.
     
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    four foot fluttering ass

    has a nice poetic rhythm and alliteration to it. How is that not in a song? It's like "the freaks come out at night."
     
    #99 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 21, 2016
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    Seems like it belongs in the 12 Days of Christmas or something, doesn't it?
     
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