PS I don't want to alarm anyone but Canis has not been seen since the 4th. Suppose the Dingo ate him?
He lives up in montana or north dakota or one of those mass expanse of nothingness places. Much better chance he'd succumb to a crippling crack addiction. Nothing to do there but livestock and drugs.
Meanwhile, JNCOs are trying to make a comeback. Could you imagine another 4-5 year time span, like 2018-2023 where grunge came back in style and people starting wearing wallet chains, flannel and JNCOs?
He's probably back visiting the den for Thanksgiving... ain't no Internet in The Den. Just squirrels.
Fuck you. I wear a pocket watch on a chain. I think watches are annoying (though I have some nice ones to wear formally). And there's a lot of times at work where it's simply not appropriate to take out my phone.
Proof: I'm not sure why I'm watching the iPad while the kids are still watching cartoons on the big tv. Also, I'm out of wine.
I didn't watch it until I was in high school but I feel like my parents failed me there. I could go on a huge tangent about what my parents considered acceptable but I'm not sure it's good conversation. (We watched any and all action/sci fi movies but had to stop watching Cruel Intentions when Joshua Jackson's character was gay. I wasn't allowed to watch American Pie but I worked at a video store and watched it anyway. We watched Dead Man on Campus and Urban Legend at my birthday party in 8th grade.)
The first time we watched that was the the Drive-In. Our friends took two cars but it was cold so we stayed in the cars with the windows up, yet could still hear each other laughing through two layers of glass. We were having cardiac arrest at the one-liners these thick-witted characters kept trying. Keitel was my favourite: "What about you, Lash LaRue? Do you think you can keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?"
Guys I have a question. I know "beer before liquor never been sicker, liquor before beer have no fear" but what happens when you wine before gin and tonic? Wine before gin live in sin, gin before wine you'll be fine? I don't know. Either way, tomorrow is going to suck at work so I might as well keep drinking. Related to the conversation: Now my kids are in bed but my husband is watching Criminal Minds on the big tv and I'm still watching Pulp Fiction on the tiny iPad. It is to my favorite part though. For someone who is scared of needles, I love the adrenaline shot scene.
We haven't heard from JWags since the Cubbies won. Has anybody else noticed that? Did he die from happiness? Or a gun? You know, Chicago and all.