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The 2016 Mothers Day WDT still NSFW...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 6, 2016.

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  1. Frebis

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    My wife used to work at a nursing home in a memory care unit. Thy had a lot of issues with the old people trying to get with their kids. They don't remember their own kids. They just know they look like a younger version of their significant other. It could be worse.
     
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    A brisket? Amateur.

    Just kidding. I've been up since 3am making this beast in preparation for a Kentucky Derby party later today. Started off with two pork shoulders and a brisket. Going to throw in a case of ribs around noon. 2016-05-07 07.14.21.jpg
     
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    I used go bet on the derby every year. I can't now because of where we live. I'm going to put my superfecta pick here, if I get it I will be pissed.

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  4. The Village Idiot

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    My mom didn't even have dementia and I still had to do that. It's been 4 years since I spoke to her. I suspect the next time I'll see her will be at her funeral.
     
  5. Trakiel

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    This is my fear. My maternal Grandmother had dementia, so I worry about my mom. I'm also her only child, so it'll be me who would have to bear the whole burden.
     
  6. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, now that makes my 'status' response mean.

    You can have my mom.
     
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    A lot of you would do the same thing:

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  8. Revengeofthenerds

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    Public service announcement for all the men:

    There is a way to shave your balls without fear of nicks.

    No way I was ever gonna let a razor get anywhere near my manhood. I am not good enough with a beard trimmer to avoid the occasional nick, and even if it was once in a while, once was too many. Since Texas summers don't mix well with ball sweat, I resolved this year to finally resolve the issue.

    I have now seen the light, and it is smooth as silk.

    Also, a snake always looks bigger on the road than it does in the grass.
     
  9. toytoy88

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    Nope. No way am I clicking that spoiler. Not even for money.
     
  10. Revengeofthenerds

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    Yeah, didn't think of it that way.

    All I put was "Also, a snake always looks bigger on the road than it does in the grass." Not sure why it was in spoiler.

    I hate hair. Like dixie, but reverse.
     
  11. TX.

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    Anyone watching the Derby? I always get nervous that one of them is going to get injured. I wanna go next year and wear a fabulous hat.
     
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  12. Trakiel

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    Well, hmm, I clicked on it without hesitation - well maybe a little bit of hesitation. Probably because I was excited that someone found a solution to an issue I had been pondering.
     
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    Don't sweat it. Basically, my mom got 'knocked up' with me. My mom and dad, whom had been dating, had broken up (because she's crazy) before she knew she was pregnant. My dad, being old school European, decided to 'do the right thing' and marry her (though to this day I have my doubts as to whether he was actually my father or not). Ultimately, as such things do, it led to my father resenting my existence (because I'm the reason he was tied to crazy - in his mind) and my usefulness to my mom was over because she got what she wanted. Unfortunately, she didn't think it through and realize that trapping a guy into marrying you still means you've got a baby at the end of the day. So a tactical misstep on her part.

    Happy Mother's Day!
     
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    I got Chili on the stove and cold beer in a frosted glass. The Warriors game starts in 10 minutes and the day has gotten much better. I just hope the Dubs lay a proper beat down on Portland and the day stays great.
     
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    Watched most of the reboot of Fantastic Four. My God, what a piece of shit.
     
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    Don't give a good shit a bad name like that.
     
  17. The Village Idiot

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    I liked the recent versions, with Gruffold and Alba, and Pine. Thought they were fun, both of them. But the recent one? Holy Fuck.
     
  18. dixiebandit69

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    Is that a call-out, bro? Do you think I won't represent?
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    Anyway, this is a Mother's Day thread. So MILFs it is:
    Even though she's shaved, I'd plow that into next Tuesday.

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    I almost neg repped you for that second one. JUSSS LET YOUR SOULLL GLOOOOO...

    Oh Christ, I imagine I can taste it in the back of my mouth. Looks like Robin Williams' arm hair went for a vigorous jog.

    WHY DO I KEEP LOOKING AT IT. Fuck this, I'm going to bed.
     
  20. dixiebandit69

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    Would you look at that, folks? The Gross-Out King of TiB thinks I went too far.

    I could get a lot worse, you know...
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    What?!
    You were expecting a picture of some (gasp!) UNSHAVED vagina/asshole? I'm not a "one-trick-pony," you know.
     
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