I saw someone equate their baby to having a teddy bear. Fucking white trash ex junkie. Their life is now fulfilled by having an ugly baby. She posted a picture of the baby and the dad, I thought it was a face swap. Kid looks 87 years old. More importantly, why does a white guy from Florida have Arabic on his chest? That is so unfortunate. Family doesn't bother me on Facebook... because I refuse to add them. "Why, no, I am not on FB. What makes you think that? I don't have a cellphone either. That noise you heard was my Ipod replaying the Apple ring tone. Really." * Yes, I am that douche who will make fun of your baby. Fuck you.
Man they should just have dressed up a Hoveround in black stuff and devil horns so he could chase Angus around the stage. Hilarious. I will say though, he sounds surprisingly good with the band. I wanna hear more.
One of my old college roommates recently had a baby and she is homely. So fat faced and not in an "awww, want to pinch those cheeks" but more like "why does your baby's face look like a miniature version of someone from People of Walmart". I was scrolling through IG and another friend of mine who has the cutest little girl, like even baby haters would coo at this child, was posted immediately before chunkface with an awkward bow in her hair. It was really unfortunate. Agree to disagree. The screechiness of Axl's voice used to be distinctive when paired with his range and tone. As he's gotten old and refused to take care of himself, its not just screechy. I thought that sounded horrible. Maybe it was the mix cause the backing vocals were awful too. I remember watching a fairly recent video of November Rain live, and thought he sounded like garbage too. But maybe that's just me.
That is the best Axl has sounded in a decade. He usually sings through his nose because his voice is absolutely fried from screeching for 20 years. It fits AC/DC. Anyone saw Metallica's 91-92 documentary, there's footage of Axl "taking care of his voice" after a cancelled gig, where he's smoking a cigarette and swigging Dom. Anyone actually like Chinese Democracy? Because I did. That was an exciting album, super different. It would have been super disappointing to have a bunch of chucklefucks like DJ Ashba trying to emulate Dizzy and Slash riffs.
Maybe drinking screwdrivers on a Monday night was a bad idea, but today was my first day back to work after two weeks off and I had orange juice and I had vodka. Day two might be a rough one. I was Facebook stalking myself, like ya do, and I was reading the quotes on my profile page that I probably haven't updated in at least 5 or 6 years. A little Dale Gribble, a little Holden Caulfield, a little Voltaire, and a lot of Oscar Wilde. My 29th birthday is in a few days and I'm missing the good old days. I don't know where I was going with that but I used to be way cooler than I am now. Now I'm boring and old.
That's because you used to post pictures of your boobs on Internet message boards. Reclaim your youth! Go for it.
Yup, that's definitely it. If you post in the booby/booty/bikini thread, you'll feel young again, guaran-fucking-tee you.
May I direct you to my previous posts, from before I was old. They're much better to look at, I guarantee-fucking-tee that. I miss my 22 year old boobies.
May I direct you to my post that you quoted, in which I said that you're also free to post in the booty and bikini threads. I'm just messing with you, Abneretta, I'm not trying to bully you. Do whatever you want. Just 'cause everyone loves boobs: Spoiler
Speaking of boobs . . . Coors Light's new ad campaign features two peaks and the slogan "Climb on." Spoiler: NSFW Peaks
He's past his prime for sure, but what other voice could fill in for Brian Johnson as well? I don't know.
Budweiser has renamed itself America...at least through to the election. I'm guessing because there is a lot of drinking going to be happening with the candidates we have to choose from... http://wreg.com/2016/05/10/anheuser...ser-as-america-through-presidential-election/