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The 2016 Mothers Day WDT still NSFW...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 6, 2016.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    This was not a good look all the way back in 199whatever, regardless of my dusty old bones.
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    You're doing the Lord's work, Audrey. Get out there and scowl away. Although, ever since I started seeing more and more people wearing pajama pants at the grocery store of just generally "out" at 2 pm, I think your leggings crusade is a lost cause.
     
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    I had almost successfully boycotted this birthday but apparently the husband is taking me to dinner and maybe a movie. I still refuse to acknowledge the occasion, but I will enjoy the hell out of a giant margarita.
     
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    I'm sure you don't look a day over 40 so all things considered I imagine you're doing quite well for your age.
     
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    I feel conflicted about the high-waisted jean/shorts trend. I want to jump on this cropped top look while I can, but I don't know if I can do the high-waist that it requires. DAH! This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.
     
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    Avoid them at all costs. It is a horrible look.
     
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    Well, I didn't get carded for a margarita the size of my head.
     
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    I did feel bad about that comment, been a stressful week. I do hope you are enjoying the night and the people you're with.

    Not all studies are equally valid, this is the dumbest most useless thing I've seen in a while. Someone from Ohio State concluded based on a sample of 114 that tylenol decreases peoples ability to feel empathy. Never mind the fact that no one who drinks regularly should ever consider touching the stuff because of the damage it does to the liver, the bigger news apparently is this.
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/...ol-may-decrease-empathy-study-shows/84232896/
     
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    It only fucks with your liver if your drinking the same day you take it...........right?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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    Cosign.
    Anna Kendrick is gorgeous, and she looks ridiculous.

    Crop tops do NOT require high waists.
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    Instead of following all the trendy fashion "advice" and input about "style," wear something that's actually attractive, instead.

    Fight it with all you power, TX.
     
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    Agreed. Unless your ass is a delightful peachy bubble shape it's gonna look 5" longer and flatter than it really is.


    Unless it's the Levi's wedgie jeans. Those are supposedly magical. I don't know tho.
     
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    Does ANYTHING require a high waist on an attractive woman? No. Not once. Ever. Fuck opinions, listen to your eyes.
     
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    The only high waist item that looks good on a woman is a garter belt. I'm a sucker for a woman in a garter belt and stockings.
     

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    No woman's ass has ever looked good in a pair of Levi's. I am a 46-year-old male; I am an expert.

    The best trend in fashion ever is low-rider jeans though. Women with the proper shape should embrace butt cleavage just like they do boob cleavage. There is no shame in showing a little peek of a great ass.
     
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    I resemble that statement. Jesus autocorrect is a bitch tonight. Anyway, I exclusively wear Levi's. Mostly because they're $40. Though I hadn't bought a new pair since my kids were born until last week. I don't own any high rise jeans though, so maybe I'm out of my element.

    I drank giant margarita at dinner and then a 32oz beer at the movie theater. I'm feeling pretty damn good. Maybe this birthday thing isn't so bad after all.
     
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    Please tell me the story of Zimmerman auctioning off the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin is fake.
     
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    I just learned that my husband doesn't know who Weird Al is. I feel like the last 10 years have been a lie.
     
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    Oh, and I had to pour my own beer at the theater because none of the whippersnappers on shift were 21. For some reason that amused the hell out of me.
     
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    Have no fear, you're still a whippersnapper to me.
     
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    Obviously, that's grounds for divorce. Fortunately for you, your ex is recently on stand-by.
     
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