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The 2016 Mothers Day WDT still NSFW...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 6, 2016.

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  1. abneretta

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    They didn't card me there either. They just handed me the cup and let me go to town.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I think you're confusing that with one of the answers in your sex test.
    a) Whip her
    b) Snap her
     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    And you'll always be "gramps" to the rest of us!

    (rimshot)

    Seriously, though, Abneretta, HOW did your husband not know who Weird Al is after knowing you for ten years?
    Because you obviously know who he is. Why didn't you inform him?
    At this point, it's kind of your fault.
    I wouldn't go so far as Rush, and call for divorce, but marriage counseling, in the form of listening to all of Al's work is required.
     
  4. GTE

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    And when you can *just* see the top of her panties up front? Whew. Takes the pleats right out of my pants.
     
  5. shimmered

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    I like midrise, but that's because a shelf ass in low rise is almost indecent.

    Yes, to answer some reps, the name is Wedgie jeans.

    http://m.levi.com/US/en_US/categori...tions~levi-collections-thewedgiefit/products?
     
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    As long as shes not wearing flats.
     
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    Welp, it's 9:52am and I've already cried at work. I think it's about time to go home.
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ah, somebody wore high waisted jeans? Stop the madness, people.
     
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    Her boss probably didn't acknowledge her boobs this morning or ask her if she was into 'the pot', so now she's feeling neglected.
     
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    Key world almost. Makes me miss Brazil, they wholly embrace that look.

    Auction is down already. It would have been the most expensive Kel-Tec of all time.

    At this point I feel like every time a person ponders the rhetorical "How much dumber can people get?", you can just see what Zimmerman is up to.
     
  12. toytoy88

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    Before it was shut down, his Twitter was a gold mine of stupidity...even better the Jose Canseco's. I still haven't figured out if Canseco is just trolling everyone or if he's is seriously that unhinged.
     
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    Trump needs to pick him as a running mate. The liberal butthurt would collapse the universe.
     
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    He's too fucking weird to be trolling. I have so many theories about that lunatic, from being an off-his-meds spaz to angry closet-case. But as social media fun goes, he's gold. Especially his challenges to A-Rod: "Yo BITCH TITS you and me: softball home run derby in Skydome. Raphael and Mark you can come too."
     
  15. Rush-O-Matic

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    Man, you guys are weird.
     
  16. Crown Royal

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    O Sweet Asteroid Of The Apocalypse where art thou? Smash this planet and leave no trace we were here.

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    How actually hard is it to NOT put broken people on a pedestal?
     
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    No, please proceed. Everyone with herpes should totally do this. I wholeheartedly champion your cause of outing yourself to the sex having public.

    I will never forget hearing some redneck say, "The reason we still chew tobacco is so we can spit on it and see if it fizzes." There's wisdom in hillfolk.
     
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    It might've been a typo - maybe she has been married to some dude name Hermes for 3 years.
     
  20. toddamus

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    Well the stats speak for themselves. She may be stupid and celebrating the fact she has herpes, but chances are a few people on here also card carrying members of the club. If you do have it, feel free to step forward and speak about the difficulties that this sexually transmitted disease has caused you. I think it would be valuable for the non-herpes infected members on here to hear your story.
     
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