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The 2016 Mothers Day WDT still NSFW...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 6, 2016.

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  1. mazian

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    I've had glasses since 6th grade, but my eyes managed to stop getting worse, so I wear glasses but I'm still a fully functioning adult without them. In fact, if I don't have to look very far I usually don't wear them.

    Because of a shitty break-up, and because I can, I'm drinking beer on a train before noon
     
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  2. The Village Idiot

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    I have 3, not 2, not 4, pairs of reading glasses around my apartment because anything closer than 2 feet doesn't get seen by me.

    I also haven't been laid in forever.

    Old Country Buffet, here I come!!!!
     
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  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    By the way, the Wheeler & Woolsey reference ("Typical.") was to a Vaudeville comedy pair from the 20's - 30's, according to Vulture.com. I had to look it up. But, I'm pretty sure Vulture got another one wrong - the Baby Huey insult directed at Pam was a reference to the diaper wearing cartoon duck, not the singer James Raney.
     
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    I'm going to bail out of here at noon to go margarita-drinking with my girlfriends. I can't decide if I should tell my boss I have period cramps or diarrhea. Or maybe I'll just tell him I have plans with the marijuana thing.
     
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    Combine the two and tell him you have diarrhea coming out of your vagina.
     
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    Mmm Vagirrhea.
     
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    One girl, one cup.
     
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    Apparently it went back up:

    Internet trolls hijacked George Zimmerman's auction for the gun used to kill Trayvon Martin, jacking up the price to $65 million for a time early Friday with a series of likely prank bids ridiculing the former neighborhood watch volunteer.

    http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/13/us/george-zimmerman-gun-auction/index.html
     
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    I still have fantastic vision from anything further than the 8-9" from my face. Even people with glasses/contacts/LASIK will be "Holy shit! You can read that sign from here?!" Get a splinter in my finger and I'm fucked though.

    And fourthed on Archer. I usually delete them once I watch them. This ones a keeper.
     
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    I'm sorry what? He's selling the gun he used to kill someone with. What about mocking the Martin family? Zimmerman isn't some poor guy that people decided to pick on. If you see him as a victim here with this auction I really think you are not living in the same world as the rest of us.
     
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    I don't know, but I don't think toytoy was implying Zimmerman is victim or opining that he's a victim of ridicule. That was a direct quote from the CNN article, which stated that the escalated auction posts included ridiculing Zimmerman. e.g. One bid was from a user "Racist McShootface" and was a mock bid to attack Zimmerman for acting like a dick, and being a racist.
     
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