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The 2016 Passover and RIP Prince Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 22, 2016.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Guys, what TX. is trying to tell us is that she wants dick pics.

    She wants us to fill her box with dicks.

    That's what you were implying, wasn't it, TX.?
     
    #81 dixiebandit69, Apr 25, 2016
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    What TX is going to get in her inbox tonight. (That sounds really dirty)

    Sounds like someone with a lisp farting when he jizzes hard.
     
    #82 CharlesJohnson, Apr 25, 2016
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    There's very few immutable truths I believe in when it comes to this world. I believe that the sun will rise in the east tomorrow. I believe what is up must come down. I believe in the 5 states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, plasma, and black lives. And I believe that no matter how nice a restaurant or professional a company I walk into, someone has invariably wiped their fucking boogers on the wall above the urinal in the men's room.
     
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  4. TX.

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    I was thinking pec pics and Vs.
     
    #84 TX., Apr 25, 2016
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    Hey, I like boobs and vaginas, too! Woo. Twinsies!

    I'm sure any of the guys here at TiB (and by guys, I mean me) would reply in kind if you PMd boob pictures to them. Tit for tat. Well, tit for tit, since I don't know about the tats.
     
    #85 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 25, 2016
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    I can get my dick to 7 inches in about thirty seconds, but get my entire body to <12% body fat in under 24 hours? YOU NEED TO GIVE ME MORE OF A HEADS UP WOMAN.
     
    #87 Aetius, Apr 26, 2016
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    You know, some songs are just way more entertaining and enjoyable BEFORE you see the video...

     
    #88 Nettdata, Apr 26, 2016
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    I had heard the song before but never heard its name until this episode of Family Guy. I then saw that music video and was like, "This is some fruit bowl shit." When the best part of a music video is I admired the taxidermy, that's bad.
     
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    I always loved that song... but I really think that I _JUST_ now saw the video for the first time... and I was like, "this one time... at band camp... in the 70's"...
     
    #90 Nettdata, Apr 26, 2016
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    Do you want them shaved first?

    I mean, I'm not too hirsute but some people have standards.
     
    #91 CanisDirus, Apr 26, 2016
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    "This one time, at band camp, we wasted most of the budget on weed."
     
    #92 CanisDirus, Apr 26, 2016
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    I can only imagine that any dick pics you send are ensconced in some sort of wolf-pack imagery.

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    #93 Nettdata, Apr 26, 2016
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    I think you spelled "cocaine" wrong.
     
    #94 Nettdata, Apr 26, 2016
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    Ah, forgive me.



    I thought she wanted pecs? I have to re-evaluate this.
     
    #95 CanisDirus, Apr 26, 2016
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    No joke, my friends bought me this print on a red somewhat-tie-die shirt as a joke gift.

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    Joke is on them, I wear this fucking furry piece of dog shit. Apparently, it was sold to them by some Russian furry who lied and said it was her artwork, but alas it was actually made by some obese Therian [which are basically furries, but not?] who allegedly once booted live bunnies around as soccer balls at some Utah Therian campout. Cause that's what "wolf Therians" who take their crippling search for attention too far do? I cannot imagine anything more cringe-inducing than a bunch of people pretending to be animals under the Utah sky.
     
    #96 CanisDirus, Apr 26, 2016
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    Yeah, the joke is on them...
     
    #97 dixiebandit69, Apr 26, 2016
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    You can't get rid of a gift. Who, honestly, would buy it? Also, the story is fun to tell.
     
    #98 CanisDirus, Apr 26, 2016
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    I was not sure where to put this. Springsteen opened his April 23rd concert in Brooklyn with Purple Rain.

    Yeah I do not know how to attach you tube videos. Or pictures.
     
    #99 Puffman, Apr 26, 2016
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    image.jpeg Speaking of animal Ts....I got this badass one in Austin last weekend.

    Yes. That's right. It's Willie in cat form, and it's glorious with some cut-offs and boots.
     
    #100 TX., Apr 26, 2016
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