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The 2016 Passover and RIP Prince Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 22, 2016.

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  1. Tim

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    That's a seventies band trying to make in the eighties MTV world. They certainly had the faces for radio.

    Sad fact. The drummer died in a tragic gardening accident. I wish I was making that up.
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    Jeff Porcaro. Awesome drummer. Played on Steely Dan songs, I think his last recording was 'Calling Elvis' by Dire Straits.
     
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    Excuse the double post, but when I thought of 70's bands trying to make it in the 80's, this guy sprung to mind:



    And yes, I love this song. Judge away - but the guitar part is really nice.
     
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    @toytoy88 I see your Wally Moon:

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    And raise you Bernard Ingram:

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    His face has grown wings and appears to be taking flight.
     
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    I'm currently listening to a co-worker trying to convince a Filipino woman that muay thai originated in the Philippines.

    Bear in mind that "muay thai" translates to "Thai boxing" in English.
     
  6. Nettdata

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    I got bad food poisoning last night. Really bad.

    Fever from 5pm until noon, and I'm now experiencing what I can only call explosive constipation.

    Kill me now.

    Please.
     
  7. GTE

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    Ah, the ol' champagne cork shits. One nugget of turd followed by a frothy mess.
     
  8. The Village Idiot

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    Ok, never bought that whole 'my account was hacked' nonsense, til today.

    Woke up, and against my better judgment I checked in on Facebook. An ex-girlfriend 'messaged' me asking me to jerk off on camera. I stared at it, and thought, ok, three things: 1) we never did that while dating, and 2) we don't talk anymore, and 3) sounds like a guy pretending to be a chick because I can't remember a girl ever asking for that. Fucking weird. Now to check my bank account.
     
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    So, not only did she ask you to rub one out, she's paying you to do so? Man, some people have all the luck...
     
  10. The Village Idiot

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    Dude, I'm married. If I got paid to jerk off, I'd be Koch Brothers rich.
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hey, after you send the video to your ex, forward it to shegirl. She loves that shit.
     
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    It blows sharing the same name spelling of really really rich people but pronouncing it differently.

    Also there are few things more agonizing than ticking down the time before you can leave work for a hunting/fishing trip. Holy shit this 2:00 call needs to happen already so I can get out of here.
     
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    Your last name is Cock? Boy, I bet you got teased in middle school.
     
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    I heard "Cock" over the loudspeakers all the time at wrestling tournaments. It could be worse though, my brother's name is Blake and on the first day of art class in 8th grade his name was inadvertently called out as "Black Cock." Yes we still call him that too.
     
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    So on this day of 2016, Sonic the Hedgehog threatened to blow up a building, got shot by Baltimore police, and is now wrestling with robots as he bleeds out.

    That sounds weird but it's happening right now. This guy has either had too much meds, not enough meds or the wrong meds.
     
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    ...speaking of dressed like animals like weirdos, is it just me or has the whole "furry" cult grown noticeably larger in the past few years? If you go on social media there are a LOT of people into fucking while dressed like stuffed animals. I thought this was going to be another lame fad like walking on hot coals or Planking, but now they fill convention centres and book large hotels. It's as if Japan's bizarre amplification of Western culture is now bouncing back. Can we just get back to fucking?
     
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    So there was a new episode of Archer tonight, and to commemorate it, I've got a new picture of a real-world version of Pam:
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    Pam Poovey 3.jpg
     
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    Jesus. Here you have one of the worst cities for gun violence in all of America, where black kids get shot by police for just standing at the swings, and THIS retard shows up.

    First, before I even watched the video, I knew he was white. No person of color is ever this crazy.

    Second, how do they shoot (what they then believed to be) a bomb-wielding terrorist three times - after he's asked multiple times to surrender! - and he survives, but when they shoot kids fleeing from police they kill them every time?

    This is some screwed up shit.
     
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    Morning everyone. Heres a video of a group of bald eagles eating a cat:

     
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