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The 2017 Cinco De Mayo WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 5, 2017.

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  1. abneretta

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    I was left unsupervised today. My plan was to clean house, since the place is a mess with me working split shifts the last few weeks.

    Instead I broke open a bottle of wine at noon. It's gone now.

    I've got a pretty good buzz and upon being told by my sister that someone told her I'm hilarious (on Facebook presumably) I've been Facebook stalking myself. The verdict is that, no, I'm not hilarious but I do share a lot of music and now I'm going down a YouTube rabbit hole instead of doing anything productive.

    So, the only logical thing to do now is to fold laundry while I continue to drink while watching The Force Awakens because somehow I still haven't seen it. Productivity meets laziness.
     
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    Derby party woooooooooo!!!!
     
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    I couldn't find a Bandits meme. It would probably be tasteless even if I could.

    RotN, I already sent you a rep, but I hope everything turns out okay. I feel like I've been away from TiB too long because even the joke I was going to make about making sure your ducks are okay seems rude.

    I should probably drink more so I'm not so sensitive.
     
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    I won't speak for him, but of all the members here, I suspect RotN can take tasteless jabs better than anyone.
     
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    I'm betting you were drinking Patron Silver which is a blanco tequila that hasn't been aged. Try a reposado or anejo from any tequila maker and report back to us. Like every other alcohol, the longer it's aged, the more mellow it becomes.
     
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    So I know I'm two years behind but
    the weird guy from Girls is Kylo Ren?!?
    Who is in charge of casting? Why did they do this to me?

    The real question is how have I, a Star Wars fan, gone this long without seeing this movie?

    I drug my husband to Rogue One opening weekend but somehow I haven't watched The Force Awakens until today.
     
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    Because The Force Awakens isn't really that good?
     
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    You may or may not be right. I had to run to work in the middle of it, because apparently split shifts aren't enough for my employers, and even though I paused it I feel like I can't say how I feel about it.

    I wasn't sure if my underwhelm was due to the interruption or not.
     
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    So what the fuck is everyone up to tonight?

    I may or may not be on my own again, depending on where my husband and brother-in-law are on his roof tonight, and whether or not my kids stay the night with their cousins.
     
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    Watching the Handmaidens Tale and beating off. I mean, just hanging out.
     
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    There's an image I'm not sure about, Husband and Brother in Law on roof together and you're inside on the outside of at least one bottle of wine.
    Any background mountain music playing to complete the scene?
     
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    A friend of mine is an astronomy prof who i just had dinner with. He's putting in a shift at the observatory tonight so I'm going to hang out with them for a while.
     
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    Seconded and Thirded.
     
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    I'm 90 miles away. All by myself at home.

    I'm not sure if that makes the picture better or worse.
     
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    True story: @audreymonroe will disown me, but I'm just now as a 29 year old woman (for now, thank you very much) reading The Handmaid's Tale. I feel like I'm failing my gender.
     
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    I just spent entirely too much time figuring out how to get my phone to beep when I get an email. It used to just do it, then one day it quit, like magic. For about a week my wife was my email alert cause her phone was still getting alerts for me.
     
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    Guys, don't let me forget to feed the bottle calves tonight.

    This is what happens when I'm home alone, I have to ask my Internet friends to remind me to feed the animals.
     
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    Yes we'll remind you to post your boobies, don't you worry.
     
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