Well thanks to nobody for reminding me to feed the calves. P.S. Bottle feeding two calves is simple. Bottle feeding three is slightly more complicated.
I tried to rewatch Dawson's Creek because it was a huge part of why Joshua Jackson remains a celebrity crush after all these years. They changed the theme song on Netflix. I understand why they did it, licensing reasons and all. I cannot, however, watch the show with a different theme song. I've tried and I"m just incapable. Anyway, I just double checked and it's not even available on Netflix anymore so I can't relive my glory days but still, Dawson's Creek with a different theme song is not Dawson's Creek. I used to be a big enough nerd that I would read the scripts online because we didn't get that channel.
A bunch of my friends are at Garth Brooks in KC tonight. They're 6 years too late. I did that shit in 2011 when it was exciting. (I'm trying not to be jealous.)
It's sweet as The Wonder Years has all the classic songs. I think they must have made a deal as they were originally muzak covers when it first came to Netflix.
Now I feel even worse. Apparently my spelling of worse was so bad that autocorrect tried to change it to Worcestershire. There are no circumstances that that woulnd't amuse me.
I'm out of wine. This isn't a complaint because I have beer and liquor galore and no one here to judge me for drinking. Unfortunately I grabbed a Bud Light that may or may not be skunked, maybe. Jesus, I'm not in high school, why is this happening to me. This beer doesn't taste good. Fuck you, I know it's Bud Light, I'm not looking for craft beef flavor. The fact that I'm getting any flavor at all was my first clue. I have decent beer in the house, why did I grab this particular can?
If you can find it, try Cavalino. It's inexpensive and very good: http://www.cavalinoclassic.com/ Of course, if money is no object, I'm drinking Don Julio '42.
Something has been happening where I get drunker earlier and get hangovers less and it is great. Is this getting old? If so, I'm cool with it.
It's called planning ahead. If you know you're old and going to bed at 6pm, it's totally cool to start drinking in the early afternoon. It's not alcoholism, it's just being smart. I say this as someone who is getting old next week. Stupid birthdays.
No, no, I meant earlier as in after less alcohol. I had two beers tonight and I'm pleasantly drunk. Last weekend I had a million margaritas and was fully prepared for my Sunday to be done for and not a whiff of hangover. I AM INVINCIBLE.
That just means you're becoming a light weight again. This also is not a bad thing, it means it's cheaper to get drunk. As long as you're not partaking in any drinking games you should be good.
Why would you watch HIS show when he's gone? That's weird. Do you masturbate to pictures of him when he's gone, too?