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The 2017 Cinco De Mayo WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 5, 2017.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I think he's good and smart enough, and people like him.
     
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    I'm not questioning his intent or what he's done. I'm just saying as a person, if you met him or saw him in a crowd and didn't know he is a Senator, he's kind of forgettable. No doubt though he is an independent reasonable voice in the Capital.
     
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    Toddamus, you may want to Google Stuart Smalley.

    I'm watching Braves - Cardinals. The current match up is Dickey - Wong.
     
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    My favorite was always Mike Sweeney...

    Announcer: "And Mike Sweeney pops out"

    Cue me cackling like a hyena.

    (Say it out loud if you don't see what's so funny)
     
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    I know we have some other craft beer nerds on here, so, figured I'd share something me and a couple friends got to enjoy yesterday.

    From left to right; 2011, 2015, 2016, and 2017. 2017-05-07 20.05.38.png
     
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    Step 1: pour tequila in a glass
    Step 2: drink
    Step 3: repeat step 2 until glass is empty & then repeat step 1
     
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    Thats cool that you cellar the beers, KBS is amazing and the only beer I think I'd do that with.
     
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    I've got a random collection of shit in my cellar just hanging out for times that I can share it with others because the ABV is way too high to drink along. Most notably, a bottle of Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA from 2012. That stuff starts out at about 18ish%, I can't imagine what it has crept up to since it was bottled.
     
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    Yea, thats a good call. For me anything pushing 8 or higher is hard to have a pint of and best enjoyed in smaller doses.

    I like double IPAs, but its hard for them to hide their higher alcohol content. The ones that can, are exceptionally crafted
     
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    I broke a finger playing golf.

    Well, not really in the act of playing, I broke it when I slammed my wedge down in my bag after pitching over and across the green about 6 times, ending that particular hole 6 over par.
     
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    My dad broke his leg playing golf. Walking down slick steps to a tee box. It sounds like such a safe sport.
     
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    I was on a par 3 course, at the next t-box when someone overshot the green so bad it hit me between the shoulder blades
     
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    I've been hit a couple of times, once by my wife and once by a lefty teeing off. My wife hit me in the back, I learned to not get out ahead of her. The lefty's drive went 270° from where he was aiming, struck the cart I was sitting in, then me.

    This didn't happen back when you were allowed to wear metal spiked shoes, I bet. Damn soft spikes!
     
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    More like a hashtag really.

    I got another robot call saying that the IRS is watching me and getting ready to take my stuff and imprison me if I don't call that number back. Clearly a criminal call and I reported it to the cops.

    Makes me wonder though, Crazy is paranoid already, how would they react to that?
     
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    I've hit two people and one goose. I hit my buddy last year when we were out golfing for his birthday. I hit a goose on a low line drive about 8 years ago. I don't think it was his birthday, but I didn't ask.

    My shining moment was when I hit Jimmy. Jimmy was one of a pair that my buddy and I were put with to make a foursome. On the 13th hole Jimmy was standing down range at about 2 o'clock. I hit a line drive that drilled him right in the chest.

    Jimmy had undergone heart surgery a few moths before and I nailed him directly on the sutures he still had in. He staggered around gasping while his friend raced over yelling "Jimmy! Oh my god Jimmy are you okay? Jimmy!". I seriously thought I had killed the guy. Luckily I just knocked the wind out of him, but he stood behind me the entirety of the last 5 holes.
     
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    There is the problem that golf is so difficult and frustrating its hard to do without a drink, which makes it more difficult and more frustrating but at least a bit more funny.
     
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    I haven't golfed much recently, but even when I aim 45 degrees left I still push the ball almost 90 degrees to the right if I use a driver. Needless to say, I'm one of those people who has to tee off with an iron. People that are two fairways over are still in the danger zone if it's a tight course.
     
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    I like how whenever the girlfriend comes over I always clean. I never let my apartment get that dirty just cluttered, and at this point its more about me enjoying a clean apartment than cleaning for her.

    But everyone here knows how it is when you first bring someone over. I think I cleaned for like 2 hours.
     
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