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The 2017 Cinco De Mayo WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 5, 2017.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    I just shaved Jungle Julia's bush into a Pontiac symbol.
     
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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Wow, that's impressive.
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    #122 Rush-O-Matic, May 10, 2017
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    He is the Michelangelo of pubic hair
     
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    Why are you bringing Ninja turtles into this?
     
    #124 Rush-O-Matic, May 10, 2017
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    I just got slapped in the the left nut by a bungee cord. I was securing my USACE government issued bucket to the back of my golf cart when it let go and briefly crippled me after the hook hit me squarely in the left nut.
     
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    Next time do a Volvo symbol to mark your territory.
     
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    Done with my first year of grad school. Kind of impressive how much a difference a year can make sometimes. I can definitely say, and maybe some of you agree, I am different now than I was last year.
     
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    Dick.
     
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    By the way, this guy is still alive:

     
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    By the way, I'm not buying it anymore.
     
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    I go back and forth on it. Some stuff it would be hard to fake. Others, he would just be dead.
     
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  12. Crown Royal

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    Drinking the magnum-sized bottles of booze in one quick sitting? That's simply not happening with him also walking away alive or at least in a coma after his kidney shrivels like a salted slug.
     
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    Yea I'm starting to think he's full of shit.

    That or he pukes like a bulimic on prom night after doing these stunts.

    Its one thing to get these things down, its another to keep them down and let them run through the system
     
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    I'm thinking it's fake as well, but you have to admit he pulls off that hopeless retard with a mission to the grave schtick perfectly.

    The stuff he's done with booze is semi-suicidal, but maybe possible to survive. What he did in that last video would kill you 100% of the time.
     
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    Hard to believe but yea, he lives. Im convinced he pukes everything up, thats the only way he could keep going.

     
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    But even if he's doing that, wouldn't his esophagus be shredded?
     
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    Well yea, not saying he has much time left, just according to that time stamp he is still breathing.
     
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    Meanwhile, back in a state most people can't remember and neither could electricity or indoor plumbing...

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    God dammit, these sales calls. Has anybody used any of the robot blockers, like Jolly Roger?
    http://www.jollyrogertelco.com/

    Hi, this is Julie! I'm calling to let you know that for a limited time, you can get an absolutely free security system installed at your home for no obligation.
    GO FUCK YOURSELF, JULIE!
     
    #139 Rush-O-Matic, May 11, 2017
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    Kentucky is an absolutely beautiful state. To drive through without stopping. Jesus, Jack-O-Lanterns with scurvy have more teeth than those people.
     
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