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The 2017 Eclipse WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 18, 2017.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I imagine it something like this.



    Yes, dude cut his finger off.

    I have to say, I laughed.
     
    #21 Nettdata, Aug 18, 2017
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    I'm laughing too. You can't fix stupid. For fuck's sake he wanted someone taking a video of how awesome he is and instead showed very clearly how dumb he is. Its no surprise he cut himself when he was holding those knives and using them like that.
     
    #22 toddamus, Aug 18, 2017
  3. Crown Royal

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    Whenever I see somebody fuck around with dangerous blades and tools like that I have no sympathy. Is a YouTube video honestly worth being mutilated? Yet Lawn Darts are still illegal. Fuck you.
     
    #23 Crown Royal, Aug 18, 2017
  4. Nettdata

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    Make your own.
     
    #24 Nettdata, Aug 18, 2017
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    There's an original late 70's "Jarts" set still in the original box for sale at Trail's End but they want 90 bucks. Not new, used. As in I don't even know if they're broken or not.

    As far as making them goes I can make the metal heads, but die casting/forming plastic in not my forte. Guess I could find the pussy ones with the weighted end that have the same Jart chassis and do a switcheroo.
     
    #25 Crown Royal, Aug 18, 2017
  6. Nettdata

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    Just make them all out of steel, no plastic... lawn darts v2.0, much more better, mucho penetration... ROTN approved.
     
    #26 Nettdata, Aug 18, 2017
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    When we were young and brilliant, we used to play while standing inside the loops. You were allowed to move one leg outside during play. Because we were brilliant. Then they banned them.
     
    #27 Crown Royal, Aug 18, 2017
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    Meh he came no where close to cutting off his finger. Not even a good amount of meat showing. Fail.
     
    #28 Kubla Kahn, Aug 18, 2017
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Nah when I was a kid we had those walmart compound bows, the ones where you get the bow and like 5 arrows for $40. We'd shoot those up in the air and see who they'd land closest to and whoever ran away got an ass beating for being a "pussy" and a "fag."

    A popular game around this time was called "Smear the Queer." Teachers thought nothing of it being insulting, bullying, or homophobic, they were more worried we'd get seriously hurt and they'd have to deal with it.

    I miss those days.
     
    #29 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 18, 2017
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    Oh Gawd.

    This is family weekend palooza for a shower. This is Day One and I've already had more than enough unsolicited advice about how to raise kids. Ironically the most advice is from people who don't have any. I feel like I'm taking crazy pulses and I need many drinks
     
    #30 TX., Aug 18, 2017
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    Just nod and smile.

    Or if youre cool with being an asshole, give them unsolicited advice in return. That's what the wife and I did the first time around. People got the hang of it and shut their traps once we started giving marital and career advice to the idiots. Second pregnancy they all shut up.
     
    #31 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 18, 2017
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    If you really want to make it a shower to remember, take a survey and see if people prefer the stairs or a rusty coathanger.

    Or do we not do that kinda stuff anymore?
     
    #32 Tim, Aug 18, 2017
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    Like the Devil it has many names. We called it "Kill The Guy With The Ball". A no holds barred, 17 vs. 1 football game with no boundaries, end-zone or score. It was just a voluntary exercise in pain tolerance.
     
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    One year in middle school we had three different kids break bones playing it. The entire middle school had less than 150 people. And they still didn't ban it.

    Now you struggle to find a school that allows dodgeball. We played it with volleyballs. It's called character building.
     
    #34 Revengeofthenerds, Aug 18, 2017
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    I call bullshit. I'm sure in Canada it's called "Gently but firmly put an end to the kind yet effeminate gentleman's life who was so gracious to carry the ball."
     
    #35 Tim, Aug 18, 2017
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    So unless Audrey quotes me I won't delete that post....

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    Back in my day we used to fire muskets at each other, now due to hippy liberal bullshit thats considered cruel.
     
    #37 toddamus, Aug 18, 2017
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    Do you have a statue for yourself somewhere?
     
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    #39 Tim, Aug 18, 2017
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    Used to, those fucking hippies and anarchist and carpetbaggers pulled it down, sons of bitches.

    My alter-ego, who is apparently a 19th century civil war general who is on the good side of things blames the French for this
     
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