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The 2017 Eclipse WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 18, 2017.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I don't know why the Miley shit photos are getting all the pub. Aren't there supposedly nudes of Lindsey Vonn and Katherine McPhee?
     
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    And Tiger Woods. If you want to see the size of his driver.
     
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    The Lindsey Vonn pictures have already been removed. Tiger did not like his picture taken and threatened a law suit according to Yahoo.
     
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    Missed that too. Does his Asianness even out his blackness?
     
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    Nope, he penis canceled out his math skills completely. That thing is a monster.
     
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    My wife is being induced tomorrow.

    I do not think my 3 year old is happy about this.
     
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    Just tell them they don't get a say in it and suck it up. They'll get less attention, be an oldest, and they'll like it.

    Why are cable companies so dam terrible to deal with? I spent three hours on the phone with centurylink, first telling them I have an account have been billed and have an cable box, but they had no record of it. After that convo I got directed to someone who could help me, cable box still didn't work. I spent 20minutes fucking around with it finally figured it out.

    It took about 2.5 hours to get to that helpful person after speaking to people, reassuring them I have this equipment, want it to work, and have been billed. But they have no record. Somehow magically when I call a different one of their numbers they have a record of my account.

    Now I'm simply calling to cancel a tech visit and we are going 20 minutes on the phone, after the first number sent me in that first spiral.

    Its a box, it plugs into the wall and the tv, whats so dam hard? Honestly at this point I'd swear they're almost trying to piss me off with how bad the customer service is.
     
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    If you're going to fuck half the waitresses in America, you best not be hung like a light switch.
     
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    The Lindsey Vonn photos were clutch. Too bad they were pulled so quick. At the end of the day though, a close-up picture of a puss is just like any other, and without a face, it doesn't matter all that much.
     
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    I think for his demo it was more about the size of bank account.

    Lindsey Vonn had a similar meaty vag like Hope Solo, asshole, less hairy. Good times.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    The words "hope" and "solo" when used next to each other gives me ribcage-shattering dry heaves.

    You see, it was too inconvenient to take nudes of yourself back in the Generation X days because it took too long to send Polaroids of your genitals through the postal service. These lucky kids nowadays can lose the respect of the entire planet in literally one second flat.
     
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    What ev's trailer trash athletes with meaty pussies just happens to be my fetish.
     
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    Was hope solo's vag really that bad though? I mean, the angle was that of a medical school illustration which can be unflattering, but if you're going down on a girl and you're that close up, your eyes can't really focus on anything anyway. In a picture, you can see everything but no one is doing a visual exam while munching box.
     
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    Speak to Crown he's the one that's down on it. I dug it.
     
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    What is this a vagina beauty pageant?
     
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    I'll take "things that are always appropriate to say when walking into a party" for $400, Alex.
     
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    Is there any vagina pic taken at home that makes it look attractive? If there was ever a time for decent lighting and angles, that would be it.

    Last sonogram was today. This girl has a ton of hair and a pointy nose. Which means she looks exactly like my husband. So nervous to see his big shnooze on an itty bitty baby face.
     
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    It's the only acceptable use of a selfie-stick.
     
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    Truth.

    There's gotta be some porn out there using a selfie stick as a dildo.
     
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