This just in, for all you MMA fans... Jon Jones just popped for steroids, and has had his recent belt stripped. I just can't wait to see how Cormier responds... http://www.tmz.com/2017/08/22/jon-j...test-steroids-ufc-214-cormier-title-stripped/
MMA, meet your A-Rod. This seriously cannot be happening. It's too perfect. I know he's a schmuck, but would he really do this again?
So I'm watching Snoopcast right now. It's the UFC, Dana White Tuesday Night Contender series, but instead of normal commentators, they have Urijah Faber and Snoop Dog getting hammered on gin and juice, smoking blunts, and commentating. https://www.ufc.tv/video/dana-whites-tuesday-night-contender-series---snoopcast It's pretty fucking entertaining. So in week six, the show starts with a female fight... and they talk about how the one fighter was in an abusive relationship, and they handled it fairly respectably. Then they started talking about "does it hurt when a girl gets kicked in the box? they don't have nuts... so I don't know..." then they talk about how "she was getting hit harder by her abusive partner than in this fight". Total class.
What a fucking dipshit. It's such a shame that he can't do this honestly. He's the best there is. And he can't get out of his own way.
I don't think anyone outside of Japan will touch him again. That being said, I would love to see Brock Lesnar and Jon Jones in Japan, without USADA. I'd actually pay for that fight... way more interest in that than any Floyd and Conor shit.
But odds are Jones is getting a 4 year ban, so where is he going to fight, other than Japan, who doesn't give a fuck about US bans?
I'd love to see him just fall apart and then go cruising the Far East and become the epitomy of the classic shitty 80's mma movie... competing in Kumatais to avenge his dead brother.
How many times does he have to get caught with fucking drugs? When will Dana White stop jerking off to him and do something?
Ah yes, the Bob Sapp method. And don't be making fun of Bob Sapp. He's going to get his win record up and soon be the greatest fighter in the history of fighting, just like he says he is.
Looks like we might get gorilla fucked in Houston this weekend. I just hope the flooding isn't too bad.
In the hospital waiting for my wife to get induced. The tropical storm/hurricane is supposed to hammer us right when we get home. Joy!
Huh. One of the sales guys at my former company quit. Left his rental car locked in the parking lot with his laptop and all his company shit in the trunk, and threw the keys onto a train as it went by on the track. His final "fuck you". I'm in awe.