I think we covered this. Of course, Girl Scout Cookies are breakfast food. You know, they make the Thin Mints little cellophane wrapper thin and brittle on purpose. So, when you open it, it tears down to like 6 cookies. You have to eat them all, to make sure you can seal up the package. Except, it tears when you twist it, so you have to eat 3 more.
So my five-year-old and I have a "Death Star Plans" game, where she hides a piece of yellow construction paper that has "Death Star Plans" written on it and I'm Darth Vader trying to find them. It's led to some pretty interesting conversations, like: Daughter: How about if you give me ice cream I'll tell you where the Death Star Plans are? Me: You're selling out the Rebellion pretty cheaply here, aren't you? Daughter: Oh! And if I can some candy too, I'll tell you who your son is!!! Good times.
I accidentally finished all my work early and now I have to either look busy for twenty more minutes or do some dreaded computer based training. Clearly I've made the irresponsible choice.
This is why I enjoy working at home. Once I finish work I dont have to pretend anything. I just go do whatever I want.
This is the one time a year where I don't like not knowing any kids and living in NYC because it's so freaking difficult to get Girl Scout Cookies. For a couple years, they had these headquarters in each borough where you could go to get them, but that stopped, and now they CLAIM that there will be tabling in certain spots on certain days BUT THOSE LITTLE BITCHES ALWAYS LIE and they're never there. In Boston, they would table right outside a couple T stops, and I wish some entrepreneurial little girl or her helicopter mom would realize that would translate EXTREMELY WELL here, especially if they get a Square. But instead I have to just keep asking around if anyone knows any Girl Scouts like I'm looking for a new dealer only somehow it's even creepier. No luck so far, so I just continue to be fiending. Keebler actually makes a decent knock-off of Thin Mints, Samoas, and Tagalongs, but sometimes you just want that pure product.
My wife pointed me to their website where you find booths setup near your zip code. You're welcome. My fee is 1 box of Thin Mints.
Those are the ones that are all LIES. Although I did check them earlier and they also haven't listed any in NYC. It said I could also contact my local council, but I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't be the girl lounging around in her pajamas with her cat in her lap calling the Girl Scouts of Greater New York and saying, "Um, yes, hi, hello, I've been asking around and checking your website for weeks and I still can't find any cookies. Can you help me find some please? What? Yes, I am an unmarried adult childless woman. No, I DON'T HAVE A CAT. YES I SWEAR. GOODBYE."
Still better than a call any guy in a similar situation would have to make, "Hi - is this the girl scouts? I really want some cookies and was wondering if any girls were in the area?" I had my wife buy mine at South Station. But they are at the malls around the city. How can there be no girl scouts in Manhattan or Brooklyn?
You could just overpay and buy them on Amazon. You're welcome. And, they're the good ones, from Little Brownie Bakers, instead of the wrong ones. https://www.amazon.com/Girl-Scout-T...ncoding=UTF8&refRID=C0Z3H1CYXTXHEYADQ34H&th=1 And, unlike Juice, I don't have a fee, because I'm just a nice guy. I mean, its customary to post in the boobie thread as a thank you, but I'm a giver, so that's for everyone.
I bought mine online through the daughter of someone in a Facebook group I'm in. Online shopping for Girl Scout cookies is the best kind of online shopping. So apparently tomorrow is Valentines Day. I guess tonight we'll be making Valentines for my daughter to take to school tomorrow. Nothing like procrastinating.
Just send here to school in a tiara with a stack of singles and teach her to say, "here's yo damn Valentines, bitches."
She actually has a tiara she wears at least once a week, might as well make it tomorrow. (She doesn't usually wear it to school, for the record.)
Well that was fun while it lasted Playboy to return to nudes, without the vag. It'll never recover. They should have created a Chive-esque site with nude submissions years ago, which Im sure exist, I wouldnt be surprised if Hugh doesn't last another year.
We got a driveway alarm for Christmas. That motherfucker either goes off constantly or, if someone actually pulls in our driveway, doesn't go off at all. I'm getting ready to turn it off for the second time today because some birds think it's fun to fly in front of. This thing is going to make me lose my mind.
Playboy deserves its place in history for what it started. But it's basically completely irrelevant as far as looking at naked ladies is concerned.
If you can find a local Girl Scout troop, they should be able to give you what they call a "Digital Cookie" link and you can order them online: http://www.girlscouts.org/en/cookies/all-about-cookies/How-to-Buy.html I searched Craigslist in NYC and there is one such link, however, the vast majority of the ads are for weed.
The internet has now done that to the entire magazine industry, period. The corner stores do not have magazine racks here anymore. All perverts have gone digital.