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The 2017 Heart Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 10, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    Egg whites have salmonella, a nearly true fact, maybe the alcohol kills all those little buggers
     
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    Egg whites are in a shit ton of cocktails if you use the real recipes. It elevates some to the next level.
     
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    Without risk the reward isn't as sweet.
     
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    So if I bareback a hooker and come out clean its even better?
     
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    I'm glad that's what you took from that.
     
    #25 abneretta, Feb 10, 2017
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    Um what did you expect me to say?
     
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    I never know what to expect around here, to be honest. That's why I like it here.
     
    #27 abneretta, Feb 10, 2017
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    To continue with the liquid ass theme from the previous drunk thread:

    Apparently if you're playing a drinking game, and are well into it, sneaking it into someone's drink is a recipe for insta-puke.

    I just wanted them to have shit breath. I didn't think it'd make them re-visit their dinner like that.
     
    #28 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 10, 2017
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    I'll leave the URL as a spoiler warning.
    http://efukt.com/21752_Crackhead_Hates_Anal.html

    There was a porn site where the guy specialized in picking up crack heads and street walkers. Not your, "hey Gianna Michaels, what are you doing smoking crack for in front of this porn studio?" situations neither. The real deal.
     
    #29 Kubla Kahn, Feb 10, 2017
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    Check out The Tarantino Cut. It's a fan edit that restores the sequencing of the film to match the original Tarantino script, and restores the original ending (which was shot as an alternate ending by Scott I believe).
     
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    I'm listening to music on shuffle. I was getting along just fine until Zac Brown Band came on with Chicken Fried. I used to have questionable taste in music.

    I may or may not have listened to it. I'll never tell.
     
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    Kevin Smith has announced he has a new script titled "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot."

    I'm not quite sure how I feel about this.
     
    #32 toytoy88, Feb 10, 2017
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    I can get behind another Jay and Silent Bob movie a lot sooner than I can get behind another Tusk or Yoga Hosers.
     
    #33 abneretta, Feb 10, 2017
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    My brother gave me one of these Ballast Point Peppermint Victory at Sea beers for watching his hound dog and I'm planning on cracking it open tonight. Can't say I've had a minty porter yet, we'll see how it goes. Either way at 10% abv, it'll get you drunk.

     
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    It sucks that Mallrats 2 and Clerks 3 won't be happening, though. I can't help but be excited, but I thought that Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was easily the weakest of his 6 films that feature those 2 characters. They work better in supporting roles.
     
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    It's...hoppy. Which I know is kind of a basic thing to say about an IPA, but it seems like the hoppiness overrides whatever flavor there is....apparently this is a trend with recent IPAs. Still good to drink I suppose, but nothing to write home about.
     
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    #37 Flat_Rate, Feb 10, 2017
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    Of course my moms funeral is on valentines day, why the fuck not
     
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    This moon isn't very eclipsey.
     
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    Ah, True Romance. That, Natural Born Killers, and Wild at Heart remind me of the crazy, stupid love I once had.

    Anyway, this is the Drunk Thread, and I think our buddy Toddamus needs some cheering up.
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