I have slept for most of the day. I hate being sick. There is no food in this house. I am going to attempt to bribe someone into bringing me Chinese food.
I'm half tempted to knit one up real quick, but I'm not that committed to making a joke. I do have a sock on the needles, can anyone use it instead? Asking for a friend.
Remember the other day when I said that my 5 year old wouldn't dress herself for bed even though she damn well can do it by herself? Well tonight she put her pajamas on backwards so I would have to help her fix them. Jesus, her teenage years are going to be awesome.
So you're saying if someone says yes, you'll mail it to them, and all you're asking in return is a picture of them wearing it on their penis? You might get some takers. I mean, your friend might.
Dear god, no. No pictures. That sock is for me (for my foot), I'm not sharing. I most definitely am capable of knitting a dick cozy but really, I mean really, why?
Firstly, I should have said cock cozy. That has a nicer ring to it. Secondly, if knitting a penis parka (that's pushing it but whatever) is my Everest, I've clearly made some poor life choices.