For fuck's sake people, it's "E-mail." How fucking hard is that? Also, it's "Internet," not "internet" when referring to one I we are reading this on right now. It's a proper noun.
New cat won't leave my lap or computer alone. I have to keep deleting shit then re-typing it after she dance fucks the keyboard. I am growing increasingly annoyed.
When I move to Missouri I'm going to have goats. They'll keep my yard trimmed and they can't come in through the doggie door. And if they piss me off, I'll sell them to Mexicans who'll eat them.
This cat is currently using the litter box. It's only been with us 2 weeks. Feel bad, we got it from a rescue, they got it when someone called animal control on the previous owner for abusing it. Had to surgically remove her collar from around her neck it was so tight.
Poor kitty. I'm sure I posted in here about the raccoon we bottle fed until we could release it. I've never trained an animal to use a litter box so quickly. Raccoons are assholes on principle, but I'll be damned if they're not easy to litter train.
Add me to the list of people that uses proper grammar when texting. It's actually become a bit of a detriment at times, as I have on numerous occasions gotten so drunk that I couldn't even talk normally; yet my texting remained impeccable. Cue me having complete conversations with people that I would have no recollection of, but because I was able to text properly, nobody was the wiser.
I'll see your cat and raise you one. I've never eaten a goat but I'd like to. Their cheese is awesome, the meat must be good too, right?