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The 2017 Heart Day WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 10, 2017.

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  1. abneretta

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    Really, all cats are sociopaths.
     
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    Yeah it has those "go fuck yourself" eyes. Same reason I can't stand Taylor swift. But she's sweet as hell. Licks my face like a dog and loves belly rubs.
     
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    Pretty much, and its funny when someone compliments a cat by saying they act like a dog.

    My shuttle stops by at 330am tomorrow, guess whos better off not sleeping for the next 3 hours
     
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    Here is my cat up at the top of my 9 foot Christmas tree. He's an asshole.
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    I think as a general rule cats are assholes and when people compare them to dogs that's their way of saying that the cat has some type of redeemable quality. A dog is basically the perfect pet. You can't improve on it.
     
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    If you've had lamb and enjoyed the taste of it, it's very similar, just a bit gamier. Depending on the cut you can prepare it exactly as you would lamb.
     
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    Taylor Swift or the cat? Please elaborate.
     
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    Good. I wasn't the only one that read it that way. Fucking T. Swift.
     
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    You saw a cat, and it made you want to eat goat?
     
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    Well, I for one, would like Taylor Swift to lick my face.
     
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    I love cats. I no longer have any cats, I have a cute little chihuahua mix who adores me and is extremely needy and I honestly just want an asshole cat again. Someday.

    The dog is now looking at me like she KNOWS that I really wish I had a cat instead and she is crushed at this betrayal.
     
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    I'm all for the proper enunciation when it comes to texting. However, one thing I've noticed is that if you don't put smileys or some such horseshit on said texts people tend to take it the wrong way. Apparently inflection doesn't carry too well via text. For example, when I respond via text "Because God can't stand the sight of you!" without putting a smiley at the end of it, the recipient gets rather upset.
     
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    I've found that ending all of my texts with a middle finger emoji makes sure the recipient really gets my underlying message.
     
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    Why do y'all text? When someone texts me, I call them back. Usually they don't answer and I scream at the voice mail "I know you have the phone in your fucking hand! You just fucking texted me."

    People piss me the fuck off.

    In happier news, if you don't read the musicians thread, I just bought an awesome Les Paul. That makes me happy.
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    So...who texted you?
     
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    Because I'm in that kind of mood(and a little drunk).

    PRAISE SATAN!!!

     
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    For me, most of the time it's because I'm either at work and can't talk on the phone because I'm on a work call for a meeting but I can still text to communicate if it's something important, or I'm out somewhere in public where it's not inappropriate to be on my phone, but at the same time, it's not conducive to actually talking to someone because of all the background noise.

    Or, most often, it's someone that I don't like to actually talk to because they'll drone on and on, but texting limits their thoughts and I don't have to hear their histrionic bullshit.
     
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    Doesn't matter. If someone, anyone texts me and I call them back as soon as I receive the text and it goes to voice mail...I'm going to yell at them because I know they're holding the phone in their hand.
     
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    Then why communicate with them?
     
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    Because they're my parents and while I'm not exactly interested in hearing for the third time in one week about the mundane going ons of my old hometown, in case there's actually something of substance I need to know.
     
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