Not everyone. A guy in our crew had my friend in our crew murdered. At our Christmas party. And he WASN'T the convicted killer. I don't miss that job no, suh. It was always a pain. Because flatroof tar gets everywhere, the one place you cannot wash it out in the shower on the first three tries is your eyelashes. And I had that scorching grainy orange soap from Costco the could take spray paint off a brick wall. So...I looked like I had guyliner on during the week. My wife, showing incredible restraint between jags of laughter, only made approximately six hundred Pirates Of The Carribean jokes which never got old even once.
Okay, that gave me a guilty pleasure laugh and a half...but.....fuck. I mean, that is absolutely nuts. Fucking NUTS. I know Russians are tougher than walnut, but that is a kid. He's what, 120 pounds? A quart of vodka in 20 seconds. He didn't take a breath. You're not going to find a more drunk human being on the planet at that moment. He's lucky it didn't kill him. I got wrecked my fair share of times, but I never once would say I came close to a ride in a meat wagon. I, like most of you, LOVE alcohol. There's nothing like going out with good people, having a great time, eating some greasy concoction afterwards and sleeping in your clothes. I never needed to get carried up stairs or fall down a flight of them. Never once pissed my pants, awake OR passed out. I also never killed one of my kidnies in one goddamn sitting like that boy in the video may have done. My GOD that was insane.
Falling down. I fall down along when I'm sloppy drunk. And tend to just sit down wherever. Like in rivers.
Stop judging me. I can count on one hand the number of times I've been sloppy drunk in public (bars, clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc.), but boy were those few times memorable. Now I live in a neighborhood of like-minded people, who have created a safe space for comfortable total inebriation. No one uses trigger words like "sober", or "police" or "liver", and no one ever drinks alone. I don't consider this drunk in public.
Definitely go see Rogue One. I'm biased as a Star Wars fan, but everything I've read about Passengers makes it seem gross. No, I'm not being an SJW, I'm a 43 yr old hopeless romantic who can figure out for herself when a supposed romance is creepy as shit (see also 50 Shades of Grey and the entire Twilight dumpster fire).
Ive never pissed myself. Knock on wood. Have fallen down concrete stairs and cracked my skull and then was left on my bedroom floor to vomit everywhere. Probably looked like the Russian kid. That was the only time I never made it to a toilet when puking. My tolerances to high amounts of alcohol have dropped so I usually pass the fuck out before I get to messy. Unless stimulants are involved.
I've enjoyed the new flavors that Oreo has. Just FYI, if anybody gets these, run very far away, unless you are comfortable eating the whole package. They are pretty damn tasty.
Ok, I have no idea who Azealia Banks is, but her name was trending on Twitter., so I clicked on it. Apparently she's a rapper. And a weirdo. Her name is trending because she posted something on Instagram about cleaning out 3 years worth of blood and feathers from her closet. Blood and feathers from sacrificing chickens. In her closet.
I have never pissed myself either, however my friend in college was kind of known for that. We were trump camping, and he shared a tent and a sleeping bag with his girlfriend. That morning I was woken up by his girlfriend screaming, "GREG!!!!....GREG PEED THE BED!". Yep, he pissed all over his girlfriend in the sleeping bag.
She's an off-her-meds attention whore. Don't bother with that one, she's Margot Kidder cranked up to 11.
Some people really shouldn't use facebook, especially as a public diary Seems like a great way to stay single and lonely is to complain about how all women suck and aren't worth the time.
Sure, hate on Azaelia Banks, but I bet you'd change your tune if you saw the effect "212" has on a crowded lesbian bar.
Are we talking about the lesbians we men hope exist, or the real lesbians that all don't look like hot sorority girls? Because that changes things.
Well, I and most nonstraight ladies don't think sorority girls are hot, but the place I go to is in a hip neighborhood of NYC where you're not allowed to be uggo so it's real life lesbian hot, so...somewhere in between? Last night I thought Samira Wiley was there, for example, but it turned out I was just being racist.
So they face check people at the door? Like one of those stereotypical places that has bouncers who only lets hot people in?
I honestly don't even know what Passengers is about. I saw Chris Pratt so my first instinct is that I need to see it.