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The 2017 Holiday WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 21, 2016.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Wait. I thought all cats were lesbians?

    Also, don't shoot your guns off tomorrow night. Because of gravity and shit.

    "Police say last year so many people shot off guns ringing in 2016 that it took St. Louis County crime scene investigators 4 days to catch up on all the police reports of damaged property from the shots fired on New Year's Eve."
     
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    My cat is a sassy gay black dude. I know it.
     
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    You know that because....?
     
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    His cock fucks with a lisp.
     
    #244 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 30, 2016
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    Just because he's a black and a cat he must be gay? I bet you assume he gets pulled over more often too.
     
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    Whoever coined the word "Lisp" was quite the joker. If that person was concerned about sufferers he would of called it a "Lithp."
     
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    No, he must be gay because she said he's gay.
     
    #248 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 30, 2016
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    Well he's from a farm in Alabama = sassy and black.

    He's a cat = gay.

    Further evidence...his nickname from birth is Sparklebutt.
     
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    Is that an homage to an old college nickname of yours; sparkle-crotch?
     
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    Nah it was Urban Meyers at Utah
     
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    You want to know how close you were to making a funny joke?
    This far:
    [​IMG]
     
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    Immediately reminded of this:

    [​IMG]

    Laugh all you want, but it's actually a thing.
     
    #253 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 30, 2016
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    Sure the cats just love wearing that.
     
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    There was a kid in my area a few years ago that was killed on July 4th because of a bullet that came down.
     
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    'Murica.
     
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    Could happen in Canada too
     
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    Nope.

    The bullet would be yelling "excuse me please!!!" on the way down and they'd move.
     
    #258 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 30, 2016
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    It's a big Mexican thing but Im guessing its hard to tell between the accidents and the narco killings.
     
    #259 Kubla Kahn, Dec 30, 2016
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    Same thing happened in Dealey Plaza. Well, not July 4.
     
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