This was my best year probably ever in terms of concrete things that will make my life better in the long run- My wife had a baby. I got a new car. I sold my condo for almost twice what I paid for it. I used that money to pay someone to build a home for me. I got promotion and now do something I actually enjoy. Bonus: after a beer fest I was invited by a girl to have a threesome. I had to decline because I love my wife more than I like getting off in a drunk college chick.
Wow. What an unforgettable music performance by Mariah Carey. I can now see why everybody puts up with her bullshit.
A fantastic New Years devolved into me being the only sober one in the room then confronted by a bunch of slurring their words assholes, intervention-style about being atheist. And now my whole family hates me for me respecting their beliefs while maintaining my own Wonderful start to new year. I hate everyone.
I went to sleep at 11 last night because I figured whats the point of staying up and watching crappy NYE shows. Apparently my thought was spot on.
How can you even be famous at all when you can't even sing one of your own songs for less than four fucking minutes? Remember when Bonzo would do 20 minute drum solos while drunk? Fuck pop music.
It's real, happened once before in the sixties or seventies if I recall. It's a simple matter of hanging two dark-colored tarps and two white tarps on the O's. Easy work for a prankster in a night.
Wife and I did an early NYE and then I went to Mohegan Sun casino after she crashed out. Spent all night playing poker, won about $700. Not a bad way to go.
On NYE Mohegan is a fun party. Tons of people, great energy, hot women in ridiculous outfits. Good stuff.
Ive always thought she was tremendously overrated. Who cares about her stupid whistle register. She was hot and married to one of the most powerful men in the music industry, thats how she became famous. Add to that her being completely entitled and horrible to deal with and I laugh heartily at her public foibles. Hot women in middle of nowhere Connecticut? Color me surprised
I thought I was going to be hungover today, but I feel like fucking great. I'll turn 30 this year, so maybe this is the last surge of my youth before my age starts to catch up with me. Currently enjoying an exceptionally good martini, and the pack are already in the playoffs, even if they lose. Suck it Minnesota. Sobieski is an under priced, but also underrated vodka. Haven't tried their regular swill, but their estate line is quite nice.
Did anyone else have this much fun? I've always thought he had a very punchable face. Now I absolutely loathe him.
How can you not loathe him the very first time you ever saw him? I masturbate to the thought of dropping a mauling hammer on his face while he's asleep. I want bugs to eat him.