Don't say anything. Not one word, ever. NEVER communicate or allowed he her again. Let her sweat for weeks, months waiting for a shoe to drop that never will. Nothing could insult her more than not letting it bother you whatsoever. Cheating whores deserve nothing.
Normally I harbor less ill will towards the dude said cheating gf is cheating with, but if its her ex who clearly knows shes in a relationship, fuck them both. Penknife in his tire would have been nice and then just ignore the fuck out of her.
Or if you really wanna go nuclear, say "Still weren't better than [insert her brother's name]." If you weren't gonna talk to her after that, nothing bad for you. Her brother would have some explaining to do, she'd think she kinda slept with him in a way, and the entire family would feel very dirty for a very long time. Spoiler Please don't seriously do that. Fucking with people emotionally, on that level, is never cool. Even if they deserved it. Just return to her house tonight and take a shit on her doorstep. Gotta be mature about it.
How is ignoring a cheating ex better than doing something that feels like retribution? Unless she feels guilty about it, ignoring her doesn't do anything
Were you dropped on your head recently? Ignoring is the retribution. Your lack of reaction will drive her up the wall crazy. Way more than if you shit on your hand the fisted her. Which is what I'd want to do.
Have you ever had a girl pissed or upset with you? One of the most infuriating responses is a complete LACK of one. It implies, "Fuck you, you dirty slut. I just stopped giving a shit about you." Or worse. Her imagination will think the worst and she'll do almost anything to elicit some kind of emotion that proves that you "care".
If you're gonna take this route, you can't let her know that you caught her cheating. Just act as if you up and vanished one day for no reason that she can understand.
I think I wrote in here earlier, "I burn bridges like a sociopathic arsonist", my instinct says let her know you're pissed, but look where thats gotten me.
What the tibettes are saying. I was in a toxic relationship a few years ago. I suspected she cheated on me, but I didn't stick around to confirm because there was so many problems. She was just an all around manipulative bitch. I'm kind of the submissive one in relationships so she got off on twirling me around her finger. Just grab your stuff, go out the door and don't answer any texts or calls. If you have to say anything tell her it's over and that's it. Seeing her make a complete ass of herself while she leaves voicemails/texts nagging you for being an asshole, because she'll know it's on her and try to pretend it isn't, and you don't give a fuck- it really is the best revenge. Don't engage in an argument where she's probably just going to bring up a bunch of petty bullshit. Worst case scenario, she's a hall of fame whore who shrugs at you leaving, you cut her out of your life completely and that's the best way to move on.
The ultimate way to piss off a woman is to simply roll your eyes at everything she says, keeping that silent treatment. And make sure to REALLY roll your eyes when she says "Why do you keep rolling your eyes at me?"
Nope. Walk in. Look at her. Start packing. Take the things you want/own. Offer no explanations, ask for no apologies, just gather your stuff and ignore her the whole time.
Listen ShimShim, we're not going for a simple "He doesn't care as much about me as I thought he did" revenge here, we are going for a complete denial of the world she thinks she occupies. We are incepting a vision of madness and uncertainty of the fabric of reality itself.
So, I don't really use my OkCupid for reasons that may soon be clear, but I didn't deactivate my profile so I'll still get messages. Tonight I got one from the person I've been waiting for all my life, a gentleman who goes by the name girthy_4_busty. I went to check out his profile in the hopes of maybe getting one of those underwear outline shots to judge whether or not his claim was accurate, and there sadly wasn't one, but he DID link to this video, which is my new favorite thing: So I've excused him for everything. I really enjoy the way she pronounces penis at one point: PEE-EE-UH-NUS!! Related: Even as someone who likes sex on the rougher and pornier side, dudes these days are getting a little out of control with face slapping. Back in the good old days it was maybe tentatively introduced after gradual escalation of creativity over several sex-times, but now it's like every other guy I bang I'll be getting slapped across the face halfway through a blowjob the first time we hang out and we haven't even started having sex yet. Shonuf I also can barely find porn that's slap-free too. And sometimes it's hot when it's well-timed and with a guy I can be a little more sure isn't going to just start straight-up beating me up, but geeze, take it down a notch friends. I've also noticed a trend of everyone wanting me to sit on their face. It's all just very face-oriented. This is my analysis while I patiently wait for Pornhub's annual yearly data insights blog post.
I'm with you on the face slapping, but speak not ill of the face-chair. Talk about looking a gift horse in the mouth instead of sitting on said mouth.