You should consider it that way. It's comedy gold, and I rep'd CB as such. Y'all should high five for thinking alike. Or scissor. Hey, CB is looking for something to do for the next few days - I smell road trip!
This was during pregame warmups. One news report said he tried to do it again after halftime, but somebody hollered, "Get your hand out of your pants." Did he honestly think nobody was going to notice, or did he not care if they did? If someone had jumped the wall to run on the field, was he going to chase them down with full wood?
I mean there are dozens of tv cameras thousands of cell phones in the stadium pointed at the field, anytime anywhere for guys. I love how he has his other hand used as subterfuge.
That is the standard "alert" pose for security guards. He was just standing there, watching the cheerleaders. Hmm, she's hot. Oops, popped a boner. Thank goodness my hand is covering it. Meh, might as well jerk it.
Perhaps this was some sort of new stadium security strategy? Did anyone run on the field during the game? No? Success! I mean....would you run on the field if you knew some loud, aggressive, sweaty security guard, who also happens to be sporting a woody, would come chasing after you? That's nightmare shit right there.
You stay classy, San Diego. I'm going to have to get a pair of those pants for me and my boyzzzz for the next time we hit the strip clubs. So was he just really shitty at hiding it, or is he one of those perverts on the Don't-Give-A-Fuck level where they act how they please?
I think the guard was just playing with the flashlight that he carries all the time. I want to know how a person all of a sudden decided this was worth taking a video of and then posting. The problem could have been solved by yelling at the guy to quit playing with his flashlight, or something like that.
Traditional Christmas trilogy of the day: Christmas Vacation The Ref Die Hard One day of the best Christmas tunes:
Me: *making bed* The Husband: why bother? Me: because I'm not a barbarian. TH: but we are just going to mess it up later Madness.
I can relate. I owned a flashlight when I was a teenager, and used it so much during those years that it gave me Flaslighlight Elbow.
One time when I was in high school, I set the table for supper - nothing fancy, just like Tuesday night. We had paper napkins, and I set them at each place in the square, like they came out of the package, instead folding them in half. My mom saw them as she was bringing food to the table. Mom: (irritated) Why didn't you fold the napkins? Me: Uh, we're about to use them, and we're supposed to put them in our lap anyway. What difference does it make? Mom: (screaming) WE'RE NOT MONKEYS!