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The 2017 Holiday WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 21, 2016.

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  1. toddamus

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    The correct answer is
    420 blaze it faggot.
     
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    Fuck 2016. Fuck social media and the SJWs.

    "Steve Martin received backlash for a tribute he paid to Carrie Fisher on Twitter.

    On Tuesday, the comic wrote in a since-deleted tweet, "When I was a young man, Carrie Fisher was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. She turned out to be witty and bright as well."

    Media outlets and fans immediately turned on the comedian saying Martin’s tweet had a sexist undertone."

    Can we just stop with the over sensitive bullshit already?
     
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    Attacking Steve Martin is like attacking Bill Murray: even if what he said WAS insulting (it wasn't) it is simply is not permitted.

    Those "media outlets and fans" who turned on him were put on much bigger blast than he was, and they deserve every single insult for it.

    Sorry, pathetic pussies, that we were turned on by Slave Leia but too fucking bad. We're normal and you aren't.

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    At what point do we stop putting social capacity behind twitter backlashes? I mean it is sort of insulting but never intended to be. Should Steve Martin really care? It is fun watching Lena Dunham put a foot in her mouth every few months and her resulting inane nonsensical apologies.
     
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    Fuck anybody who attacked Steve Martin.
    Seriously, what Steve Martin tweeted was terrific. And, what Kathleen Kennedy wrote, is of course true. But, she was important for young boys too, simply to see an example of what real women can be. In 1977, that was a big deal. To many young boys, women were "mom." And mom might have been always at home, a bit demure, and wasn't staring into Darth Vader's face, holding a blaster, and saying "go fuck yourself." That such a shining star could catch a young man's eye by being a beautiful creature, but have him explore her further to find her also witty and bright, is a testament to her all-around character. If you're a fat, harpy that nobody likes, don't blame that on Steve Martin.
     
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    So, to continue my question from earlier I have a dilemma for you guys:

    1. Bareback a women who slept with Charlie Sheen who went natural with him

    or

    2. Share needles with a friend you kind of know but are kind of sketched out by.

    Think of it like Saw, there is no third choice
     
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    I suppose it depends on just how sketched out by this friend I am, but barebacking is more enjoyable, less addictive, and probably has a lower likelihood of transmitting something if that something is indeed present. The real question is how likely is it that my sketchy friend has some sketchy shit.
     
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    That is the fun part, this sketchy friend may be someone who pretends to live a hard and fast lifestyle and doesn't, or maybe they're smoking crack with hobos, you just don't know. You do know however the woman has slept with a man with every conceivable STD and a few yet to be named.
     
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    Agree with Aetius. Probably slightly lower odds of contracting the HIV or the Hep that way. Until you find out she's really a he. Ruh Roh!

    Math problems via AOL? Please tell us you're here via dial-up and carrying a pager, Rush.
     
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    Fair enough but who do you think Sheen got AIDS from?
     
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    If I were playing Family Feud, my guesses would be:
    1. IV drug use
    2. Anally fucking a hooker until she bled
    3. Literally drank a vial of HIV on a dare
     
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    Yes, of course I'm carrying a pager. It took 30 minutes for me to get that message though, as it was digitizing in one line at a time. I waited because I thought it might be your boobs. Or your butt. Or your boobs and your butt. Sadly, 'twas just MOCKERY.

    I did used to have a pager watch, though. I had this one:
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    and, then I upgraded to this one:
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    Come at me, bro.

    Actually, I don't "use" AOL, or dial-up. But, AOL is my mail server. Works quite well for organizing and archiving, thank you very much. I have a regular old local cable company for my ISP, and use IE 11, Chrome or Firefox, depending.
     
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    1 is the leader in the clubhouse. But also don't rule out homosexual activities in the 80s as well. Man was into anything and everything.
     
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    He's fucked thousands of women. Like, at least twice as many as Jack Fucking Nicholson. Some even consented.

    Why not at least keep your first name as Carlos? Way better than Charlie.
     
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    Joe Rohan has said the rumor going around Hollywood is Sheen had some Gay for pay tryst in the middle of his melt down. As a sort of payment for drugs in the moment. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    I said before it depends on the era he slept with them in. In a choice against sharing needles, if your gut reaction is shady, he's likely a dope fiend who is into pyramid schemes. Stay away. Sharing a needle alone gives me the heebie jeebies just thinking about it. You the one who wanted to test a mysterious white powder by snorting it?
     
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    I realize my true goal in life is to be a blogger for a "news organization" reduced to writing political opinions that only people under the age of 25 agree with.
     
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    No shit, right? Jesus this helium-voiced little dicktease. Go back to being annoying on that sitcom my daughter likes.

    If you checked Twitter in the last hour, you'll see the nutcase-stage of AIDS in full effect on Charlie Sheen. God, what a dizzy motherfucker he is.
     
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