The 2017 Mothers Day WDT

Never had them. Never had the opportunity. On the list though and first chance I get I'd love to try them.

**edit** either your reading comprehension sucks, or mine does. Not sure how to play this. I meant to imply that stingray frequently gets substituted for scallops on the menu by less scrupulous restaurants. Thought that was obvious, given what I was talking about in the prior sentence. Regardless, I still commented on your confused answer, so maybe we both suck?

 

My reading comprehension does suck despite my high GRE scores. I was fucking with you anyway, i knew you meant stingray. I get that you may be a little self-conscious as of late

 

Nah yall have at it with the jokes. Honestly you're insulting me by not talking shit. I'm cool now, it was just a little hiccup. Certainly wasn't my first, unfortunately it likely won't be my last. I'm not good at a lot of things, but the one thing I am damn good at is surviving. Yeah, I might not be 100% all the time, but my body makes it through it and then mentally and emotionally I catch up later. When I was first in the hospital, in 2007, I learned about studies on the "resilience gene" (I signed some stuff that said they could allow med students access to my records and bring them in occasionally to poke and prod at me). It has since grown into an area of significant interest in the neuroscience field.

Also, fuck people, life's too short to not have a sense of humor about yourself. Sorry to sober up the drunk thread for a bit.

 

Ftfy

 

Not sting rays but skates.

 

Just ordered a magnetic sticker to sneak on my wife's car that reads "cowboy butts drive me nutts."

Wonder how long she'll drive around before noticing it?

I give it at least two days.

 

You should dip her tampons in tabasco, I bet she won't notice.

 

You may find this hard to believe, but pregnant chicks don't need tampons. So she wouldn't. For a long time.

 

I've given myself a B12 shot every month for the past five or six years. I am very familiar with the conversation I was supposed to have earlier today when I was picking it up from the pharmacy, and yet:

Me: "I have a refill available" [gives ID info]
Him: "Which medication?"
Me: "The Plan B shot."
Him: " ...wait, what?"
Me: "B12 shot!!!!"

I've never even taken Plan B, but now it looks like I need it so regularly asking for it just comes tumbling out of my mouth from muscle memory. I have no idea where that came from. Sigh.