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The 2017 Mothers Day WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 12, 2017.

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  1. Kampf Trinker

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    I don't understand people like this. From work today...

    Idiot: "Hi, I need a quote on some quarter inch plate. I need a full 4x10 plate."
    My boss: "Sure, who am I speaking with?"
    Idiot: "This is Larry."
    My Boss: "Ok Larry, that'll be $250.33."
    Idiot: "I can get it way cheaper than that!"
    My Boss: "Well, that's our price. Good luck with that then."

    An hour later....

    Same Idiot: "Hi, this is George. I need a quote on some 332 sheet metal."
    My Coworker: "Ok, what kind and what gauge?"
    Idiot: "Regular metal!"
    My Coworker: "Hey Kampf, what the fuck is regular metal?"
    Me: "Ask if he wants hot rolled. Also, 332 isn't a type of any sheet..."
    My Coworker: "Do you want hot rolled sheet?"
    Idiot: "I want carbon steel!"
    *That could be virtually any steel. We decided to just quote him on hot rolled.
    My Coworker: "Sure, but what gauge?"
    Idiot: "20 gauge! Like I said, 332."
    *This isn't in the range of 20 gauge on any measurement scale for any metal with a decimal place in any spot.
    My Coworker: "Ok that'll be $120."
    Idiot: "I can get it way cheaper than that!"
    My Coworker: "Ok, you should buy it there then. Bye."

    An hour later...

    Same Idiot: "Hi, this is Sam. I need a quote on some quarter inch plate. I need a full 4x10 plate."
    Me: "Ok, that's about $250."
    Idiot: "I can get for $70!"
    Me: "No, you can't."
    Idiot: "Ok, I can get it for $150!"
    Me: "Why do you keep calling here? You realize we can see that it's the same number, right?"
    Idiot: "I'm trying to help! Your prices are way too high!"
    Me: "Stop calling."

    He called again another hour later under another name and we just blew him off.

    Anyway, I know that's totally random, but what a weird guy. Dude needs a hobby.
     
  2. TX.

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    What a dolt.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Concussions will do that to a guy.
     
  4. toddamus

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    Maybe taking up a book club would be better. A book club with book cases preferably no higher than 3ft. 'm glad the hydrocephalus has become better. I have seen first hand how torturous that is.
     
  5. Juice

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    I'm crying with laughter at this:

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  6. xrayvision

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    Oh holy shit. That's insane.
     
  7. jdoogie

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    Have you considered a maybe less potentially lethal life skill?

     
  8. Kubla Kahn

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    I'd avoid large needles.


    Mckayla meroni has quite the donk on her.

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  9. toddamus

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    and fuck me, I didn't realize she's the olympian, she's on the quick path to porn..

    Kind of seems like something bad happened to her along the way to get to this point
     
  10. Crown Royal

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    I gather you'll be setting up tiki torches around the bed to masturbate to that.

    Good lord.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    Well, I just had a close encounter with a house centipede, always a pleasant surprise is it not?

    Harmless, yes. Nightmarish, yes.
     
  12. toddamus

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    A house centipede or a human centipede?
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    To prevent giving you a raging hard-on, I'm sorry to tell you it's the gliding insect variety.
     
  14. Clutch

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    I know intellectually that they are actually good to have around, yet both times I've encountered them, my first instinct was still "kill it with fire!"
     
  15. NatCH

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    So a month ago, I went to a plastic surgeon. I have a condition that's clinically called "Moleface," so I wanted to get an idea how much it would cost to correct.
    I was told the first consultation would be covered by insurance, and they would give me an estimate for how much the whole procedure would cost, and it would likely not be insured due to it being purely cosmetic.
    So two weeks later, still no estimate. I call the place, and they tell me my insurance info didn't check out - turns out I had my old card in my wallet. So I fax the new one in.
    Two more weeks, no estimate. I call them, they are very sorry, they've been short staffed and they will get the info as soon as possible. But they had my new insurance info, so it wouldn't take long!
    Today, a bill in the mall - original consult claim denied, fees incurred prior to coverage.
    And it's too late to call them tonight. I hate that feeling of wanting to solve a problem, and having to wait.

    Shandy time.
     
  16. Rush-O-Matic

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    I like how after the ass video was posted on her Instagram, the popular story was that she was hacked. Like that couldn't possibly be sweet, wholesome Mckayla! And, she responded by posting "nope, I wasn't hacked. Unfollow if you need to." And then posted two more ass poses. Good for her. Own it.
     
  17. toddamus

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    Fuck me, I'll pick a side, yea she's hot and young but something seems to have gone seriously wrong for her, like Amanda Bymes wrong
     
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    She's been whoring on instagram for a long time. I think she's just trying to stay in any form, relevant. Whether it's on the balance beam or making knuckle children, she's successful.
     
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    Have you seen Ariel Winter's instagram?
     
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    Ariel Winter is the kind of thick you can only get away with when you're under 20. But damn can she get away with it.

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