I ran x-country in high school and it was a tradition to do an end of year dinner at a Japanese steak house. We would eat individually more than any three people could consume, and our coaches would use it as an excuse to get shithoused. One of the dudes had never tried quacamole. He was sheltered. Only liked mexican food (read: tex-mex) and fast food, because when your high school kids that shit counts as proper nutrition. So we told him that the wasabi was japanese quac and the traditional way to eat it was like a cracker. One of the dudes made a ceremony of forming it into a "traditional japanese wasabi bite" (a disc about the size of a half dollar and half a quarter inch thick). Victim ate it all in one bite. And promptly turned 50 shades of FUCK YOU!!! and threw up his entire dinner.
She said she almost threw up. She grabbed a handful of mints on our way out. She just said she's had 4 and can't get rid of the taste. Probably because it's burned into her taste buds.
Chris Weber, he of the dumbest timeout call in the history of the NCAA Tourney, during the Arizona v Xavier broadcast, just referred to a player having his fingers taped together "like the Star Wars symbol."