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The 2017 St Patrick's Day Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 16, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    So keeping things in line with the focus, because we all know I'm not prone to tangents,

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    Why did I forget to plan to go see Beauty and the Beast tonight? Damn it. Now that the midnight showing has been replaced with the 7 PM showing and the theater is 30 minutes away.
     
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    Will that be with or without shoes on?
     
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    Shoes on.
     
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    In the DC metro area you rarely find something decent under $800k unless you want to live in a rundown shoebox or live a multi-hour commute each way from work. "Average" single family houses in northern VA over a million are becoming common.
     
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    Those numbers always sound high, but to the uninformed such as me, what kind of mortgage does that turn into?
     
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    I'm working on St. Patrick's day.

    Happy St. Patrick's day, folks.
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    I was curious so I did the math. Just $5700 with 20% down. I have never been so happy to live in a flyover city.
     
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    Check that math, son.
     
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    No, they are high. But again, it depends on your means. It depends on your down payment, the length of the mortgage, your interest rate, your property taxes, and other insurance fees and premiums.

    It means you need $160k if you want a 20% down payment. $80k for 10%(and so on), and then you will have mortgage insurance you will have to pay. Oh yea...and closing costs. Mine were about $30k on a house that cost roughly $260k.

    It makes me cry to think about. We have houses here in Houston that have annual property tax bills of $250k. Mine's like $6k.

    Edit: I just looked and saw one with a tax bill of $350k. So divide that by 12 and tack it on to your mortgage.
     
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    Two houses in my neighborhood

    $1.2Mil House
    30 Year Fixed, 3% Interest
    Principal and Interest: $4,660
    Property Taxes: $299
    Homeowners' Insurance: $307
    Mortgage Insurance: $691
    10% Down Payment
    You pay $5,956 per month

    $850k House
    30 Year Fixed, 3% Interest
    Principal and Interest
    $3,225
    Property Taxes: $557
    Homeowners' Insurance: $213
    Mortgage Insurance: $478
    10% Down Payment
    You pay $4,473 per month

    For reference, 1 & 2 bedroom condos (depending on location) around here start around $250k
     
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    In addition, on an $800k house taxed at 2.5% which is average here that's an extra $1600/month on top of principal and interest.
     
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    Oh, no, there won't be another bubble. Politicians, consumers, and banks have all changed the bad practices that got us in that last mess. Right?

    Because they dance instead of march?
     
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    Someh Dixie has found the ditch porn of the internet.
     
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    Earlier this week, I put in an offer on the first day they were doing showings for a house, 10% over asking. Their realtor said that they got 19 offers that day and didn't even bother with telling me mine had been rejected.

    I don't think it's a bubble so much as a correction back to where things should have been. Investors are just starting to come back from the sidelines, and I know that I'm trying to lock in a mortgage before the interest rates get raised. It doesn't help that I'm looking to buy in a neighborhood that doesn't much care for people of my income level.

    Shoes on, but pants off, so he's got at least one digit of wiggle room.
     
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    Metric. :(
     
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    That was Houston about 5 years ago. People were throwing offers at houses 20-30k above asking without even looking at the houses first. The biggest issue they found was that they wouldn't get the approval for a mortgage that far above the appraisal value. So they either had to lower the price of the house or come up with an extra 30 grand in cash. Just because the market is dictating a house's value, doesn't mean thats what its actually worth. Its weird.
     
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    Nobody gives a shit about whatSt. Patrick's Day means. It's an excuse to wear goofy shit and get wasted starting at 8 am. Faye Regan's tits:
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    Mary Mother of Jesus, Faye Reagan certainly isn't Irish, but God bless her and her eternal soul, I think we can make an exception for this weekend
     
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