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The 2017 St Patrick's Day Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 16, 2017.

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  1. Puffman

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    On St Patty's day everyone is Irish. Especially Faye Reagan in that outfit.
     
    #41 Puffman, Mar 16, 2017
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    Didn't she end up as every negative stereotype of horror story about how broken and fucked up porn stars are?
     
    #42 Aetius, Mar 17, 2017
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    Aside from that personal tragedy, which I am truly sympathetic for and wish no one would ever experience,...., um...


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    #43 toddamus, Mar 17, 2017
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    In my fantasy or real life?
     
    #44 Kubla Kahn, Mar 17, 2017
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    I don't know anything about her. It's better that way.

    I think that Sasha Grey poses the best porn trivia question: "WHY is this 12-year-old-looking milquetoast the most popular porn star ever?"
     
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    Sasha Grey mmeeehh. You want to see a pornstar with a 12 year old body? I have never been into her type of no holds barred style of porn. Cool go get ass fucked with a baseball bat with Belladonna.
     
    #46 Kubla Kahn, Mar 17, 2017
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    I'm having a fight with a carton of Guinness about who should be on the outside.
    Think I'm winning. Will let you know how I got on in the morning after I wake up.
     
    #47 greybeard, Mar 17, 2017
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    Even I can follow this recipe . . .



    Here's to your wives and girlfriends . . . may they never meet.

    And, don't forget to wear green when you go out tonight!

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    #48 Rush-O-Matic, Mar 17, 2017
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    If people really want to do St. Patricks day right don't wear orange.

    And I think I jumped the gun a bit. Raging hangover today, guess I got excited last night.
     
    #49 toddamus, Mar 17, 2017
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    I'm kind of surprised Mary Queen never gets much of a mention when it comes to porn stars.

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    #50 toddamus, Mar 17, 2017
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    We'll be having our annual St. Patrick 's day party tomorrow. Tons of food and booze -basically like a typical night at my house, but with more people.

    Tonight I may stop into my bar on the way home for some beer and corned beef, after I buy my mother her Depends and drop them off.
     
    #51 Misanthropic, Mar 17, 2017
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    My roommate started decorating for Easter....you know, that holiday a month away? There are now assorted bunnies, ducks and other bullshit all over the stairs for me to trip over.
     
    #52 toytoy88, Mar 17, 2017
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    Your life should be a reality show, kind of like survivor, start kicking roommates out, challenges like big brother. I think it could work.
     
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    I'm going to get Mexican food tonight to spite the holiday. There's a place near me that does tacos with carnitas and chicharrones and they are fucking delicious. A sales rep here got me a bottle of rye whiskey made here in Minnesota in exchange for completing a giant project for him and I'm looking forward to trying it.

    Beyond that I'm also trying to buy a canoe this weekend, hoping some on Craiglist stay available 'til tomorrow. Thrilling.
     
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    To really spite this holiday you should eat something more puritanical less catholic. Not sure what puritans eat, but I guess they thought they shouldn't enjoy food, so maybe something English would be appropriate, maybe some bubble and squeak would be good.
     
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    #56 toddamus, Mar 17, 2017
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    My ducks started laying easter eggs. We're getting blue, green, brown and black ones (the black ducks lay black eggs).
     
    #57 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 17, 2017
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    Me too. And yes I have been drinking.
     
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    To add to the whole real estate thing....

    One of my friends is buying her first house. She's been shut out a bunch of times by better offers, even though she's offering over asking.

    Finally she had an offer accepted. They were asking $196K, she offered $206K.....but they wanted to wait till the weekend passed to see if they got a better offer. They didn't. Commence due diligence.

    First the seller insisted that they use an escrow company from California, which has all sorts of fucked up laws. She agreed to jump through that hoop. I went over and saw the place and....uh....nope, nope, nope. It was tiny, it had a pool and spa, but it had renters in there the past few years. They had wired lights in the garage and laundry room by loosening the fixtures, left them dangling, and running wire...a fire waiting to happen. Stuff was fucked up all over the place, like renters tend to do.

    Tonight the seller relayed to her that he would give her $1K credit towards the $10K+ in repairs needed if the agents both dropped their commission by $1K. She rightly told him to fuck off.

    The kicker? The owner paid $44K for the house 5 years ago when the market tanked. This asshole already made his purchase price back from 5 years of rent, everything is just pure profit. And he's being a dick over a couple thousand dollars.

    There's a special place in hell for people like that.
     
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    I don't care how simplistic or dumb it is, this shit is just fun:

     
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