What WASN'T a classic on that show? The pinnacle of American skit comedy. I hope they do another reunion season.
Have you ever seen videos or even pictures of that stuff? Like I know they're just livestock, but holy hell, that stuff gets me almost as bad as dixie's nsfw stuff here. They're equally as gross.
Geese are horrible wretched ill tempered animals. After working at a golf course, I hate all geese, regardless of their heritage. If you want something that'll grow to hate you, just have a kid
I know the comparison is so awkward it's cliche, but all animals and kids want is love. Chase geese or ducks or dogs or whatever away, and they'll fucking attack you. Be nice to them and let them learn you're safe and can provide for them, and they're your best friend. You can shower your kid with all the toys and vacations and cool shit in the world. And they can still end up assholes. Doesnt matter what you buy or where you take him or her, just show him love, give him or her hugs and let your kid know that they're not a burden but rather an important and valuable part of your life, and congrats: successful parenting, and you now have an awesome kid.
As a general rule, geese are assholes. And they shit constantly. However, one night me and a buddy were on a beach and there were a couple of Canadian honkers sharing the beach with us. Being drunk, we decided to pet them. They were actually quite friendly and allowed us to pet them after a bit of coercing. The only caveat was that we couldn't get between the two of them, if we did they'd lose their minds and get all pissed off and aggressive until they could be back together. I'm guessing they were a mated pair. At one point I thought they were maybe someone's pets until something spooked them and they flew off. In other news, sometimes e-bay is awesome; Spoiler I got this in an auction for $56 delivered. There isn't another PSA 6 in e-bay's sold history for under $70. Say hey.
You know what's depressing? All these girls are probably grandmothers now and Robbin Crosby has been dead for 15 years. Getting old sucks. Even sadder is how Robbin looked and played just before he died. Heroin is one hell of a drug.
Tonight I learned that literally everyone in one group of friends dabbled in either some kind of sex work or sugar babying when they were in college. I knew of one and had a guess about another but, yup, it was a bonding thing they did one summer apparently and some got more into it than others. One of the gay guys used to sugar baby for an artist I'd actually heard of, who was in his 60s when he was 20. Scandalous! They made it all sound like such a fun little lark that I almost want in. I wouldn't mind being paid a couple hundred dollars for fifteen minutes of putting my feet in some rich guy's lap. Shoot.
With support from my wife, I am slowly dipping my toes back into the wonders of beer and red wine. I was joking with her how this is like "learning how to drink all over again!" and told her how some people I went to high school with used to chug mouthwash. Apparently this was shocking to her. To me it just sounded like one hell of a headache the next morning, I just stuck to MD 20/20, but I get how people could justify only spending a few bucks in order to get shithoused. Is this a foreign concept to anyone else?
You can always make up for lost time. Imagine that guy who tore apart his sex doll, sounds like he could use some feet in his lap
1. It was weird to read something that started with "dipping my toes back in" right after my post and have it not be about a foot fetish party. 2. I thought drinking mouthwash was only something alcoholics did when they were pretending they didn't drink anymore. I'm pretty sure the stuff we drank in high school, Crystal Palace vodka, was about equal to the cost of a bottle of mouthwash and I honestly don't even know which one would be more pleasant to drink.
Fuck me fuck me fuck me... running off the adrenaline of shooting a coyote in the yard with the shotgun, figured hey, I'm a man, I can totally try out this mouthwash thing they used to do because of course I can. Fucking Walmart brand listerine knock off piece of shit! Took not even a sip, like a "just the tip" equivalent of a sip. Soon as it hit my stomach, had to run outside and barf up a four duck egg dinner. And it still feels fucking aweful. I'm chugging pepto and NA Milwaukee's Best like my life depends on it. I've made a lot of terrible decisions in my life. This is the worst (so far).
Keep at it RotN, i'm sure you're up to the challenge of fucking up worse than just drinking mouthwash. Take another chug for the team.
On a side note, when I was at the golf course, we liked the ducks, the mallards, despised the Canadian geese. If we were weed whacking around a drainage pond and there happened to be a duck around, we'd chill for a moment and let it swim by. The ducks were cool, we could get within yards of them and it was fine. Geese on the other hand, I may or may not have have charged them once or twice using my cart, this was of course due to the early hours and me not paying attention and had nothing to do with the fact that they shit everywhere and were territorial. angry pieces of shit who gathered together in swarms and were always willing to get pissed off at you for just existing or daring to move them off the greens, tee boxes and fairways that you worked so hard to keep free of geese shit.
They put stuff in there specifically to do that, and they're better at it now than they were 20 years ago.
That makes sense. In middle and high school kids would walk with a bottle and empty it by the end of the day. I took like a fraction of a sip and my insides felt like they wanted out. I've so violently felt my stomach scream "bad decision" at me after something so insignificant... massive burritos, well that's to be expected. Case of beer, I understand my stomach not liking it. But a quarter ounce of mouthwash equals instant stomach trying to kill me? Yeah that shit just wasn't natural.