I know I already said this, but it's the part where he put that up thinking he would be praised for it that is just so unbelievable to me. There's so much dumb activism these days it's getting hard to stand out, but that was quite exceptional.
Oh, you most assuredly do have the right to be as stupid as you want to be. But if you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.
What the shit? Flat-Earthers exist? That is fucking nuts. These are the people that are probably breeding like crazy and own a slew of weapons.
If I ever ran across a Flat Earther, I would have no end of fun just making fun of how they're too stupid to know they're stupid. Do they have a Meet-Up group?
I could tell you endless stories about crazy beliefs I've encountered here, but I've honestly never met a flat earther Floridian and I've been all over the state.
My god, what a place to people-watch that would be. Every all-star that Waffle House, the dog track and Kentucky have to offer. You'll need to blend in. Before you go, roll a pack of smokes into the sleeve of a Dale Jarrett T-shirt, wash your hair with a bar of soap and bruise your knuckles on your old lady's eye sockets. Only then you will be ready.
I was gonna say in the original post, I've met quite a few of them down there. That's actually where I got the culture shock that these people still exist.
In all fairness, we might be asking a little too much of them. After all, words go left-to-right, but then go down suddenly! And then left-to-right again! Who can make sense of this madness, I ask???
Oh, did they actually start at some point? Kentucky: a beautiful state where every resident is a Wal-Mart customer.
How can state made of such gorgeous scenery contain so few teeth? Driving through it was breathtaking. Just don't get out of your car, or they'll get you,