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The 2017 Superbowl WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Falcons' defense taking a play from Vick's legal defense: "It ain't as bad as it looks we swear!!!"
     
    #201 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 5, 2017
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    Go suck Goodell's cock. Brady GOAT.
     
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    Brady is the biggest douchebag of all time no doubt. Congrats your guy is the most condescending, least personal, most robotic sports hero of all time
     
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    You know when there's someone you don't like for no apparent reason so you overlook her BEC status and do something nice and it just comes back to bite you in the ass? I guess at least now I know that she really is a cunt and I have reason to dislike her.
     
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    This is the anonymous internet. Explain some specifics so we can judge her fully.
     
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    For post game coverage turn to your favorite national news station.

    Seriously atlanta gonna riot. They riot if the groundhog doesn't see his shadow or gas goes up 35 cents. This is nothing for them.
     
    #206 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 5, 2017
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    Nothing is anonymous. The internet is forever. Who do you think I am, the president?
     
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    No. I know you can read.
     
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    Fuck me the bleach tasted better than the Sam Adams
     
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    I bet. Sam Adams is garbage.
     
    #210 Juice, Feb 5, 2017
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    Well, shit.

    Congrats to the Patriots and Brady. That was pretty amazing.

    What the fuck are you on about? Atlanta isn't known for riots over sporting events. Or, really at all. It's not fucking Detroit. Atlanta has mostly apathetic sports fans, imported people from all over the globe, and cool gay people. I don't think anyone is expecting riots.
     
    #211 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 5, 2017
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    If this year has taught us nothing else, it is that old rich white guys married to immigrant models always pull the upset in the clutch.
     
    #212 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 5, 2017
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    I feel un-American because I didn't even watch a second of the game. I also don't really care so I must actually be American.

    P.S. I was born in the same town as Robert A. Heinlein so I'm as American as it motherfucking gets. My spellcheck doesn't think motherfucking is a word but I know better because I'm a motherfucking American. My mom thinks my politics are wrong, so I'm a motherfucking American. My husband is mad because I planned a weekend trip without him, because I'm a motherfucking American.

    P.P.S. I may or may not have finished off my box of wine tonight, because I'm a motherfucking American.

    P.P.P.S. I'm embarrassed of me too, because I'm a motherfucking American.

    P.P.P.P.S. Why does time go by so slowly when you're drunk?
     
    #213 abneretta, Feb 6, 2017
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    Ironically I think you'll wake up tomorrow and wonder where did the night go

    As for me I'm about as excited for tomorrow as someone who's scheduled for a colonoscopy
     
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    You care about shit like that? I thought you were a motherfucking American.
     
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    Motherfucker, I'm literally sitting beside an alarm clock. 5 minutes seems like an eternity.

    Remind me of this when my alarm goes off at five o'clock.
     
    #216 abneretta, Feb 6, 2017
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    Because you're not posting in the boobie thread. That's why.
     
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    I'm certain that you're correct. Right now it seems slow as fuck though.
     
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    No joke I thought she was from Canada. Abneretta, Alberta, color, colour. Same shit.
     
    #219 Revengeofthenerds, Feb 6, 2017
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    Sounds like you're someplace lame and unexciting
     
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