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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. dieformetal

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    Am I the only one who completely forgot Yagermeister existed? A woman I was just talking to mentioned her cousin likes it, to which I said "please tell me he's under 25..." I don't even think I've had it since 2002 or so.
     
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    Okay. I'm
    Going to take this slowly because I'm intoxicated.
     
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    Have you ever had a Chuck Yeager? It's Jagermeister and jet fuel.
     
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    I've never regretted getting rid of the breathalyzer I purchased because kf Tucker Max until this moment.
     
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    ..I'm working up to something, just give me a moment.
     
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    I'm so sorry that you've had bad experiences with Gin. I can't pretend like they didn't exist because I haven't lived your life.

    Honey, (I'm only being the bare minimum of condescending here and I truly apologize) Gin is a gift given to us by the Gods, whether they're real or not is not my concern, I'm only concerned with the miracle that is the Gin and Tonic. There is nothing better. If you disagree I recommend you try a different Gin or a different tonic. I will gladly be your spirit guide.
     
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    Take your time, imbibe some more if need be...maybe you should type your thoughts out on a word document first(while drinking more, of course).
     
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    Lesson number two: th Between the Sheets, the name is lame. as. hell.

    I apologize for that, even though I didn't name it. It's my favorite drink, and I wish it had a cooler name. All you need is equal amount gin and brandy, lemon juice and orange liqueur as you're all set.

    Best drink ever.
     
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    I also find tonic disgusting also. However, I commend you for being able to swallow that (in my own humble opinion), nasty concoction, more power to you! If it fits for you then so be it!

    In other news, am I the only one that can't help but find the irony/fucked up humor in the one that lobbies mental awareness finds himself with a personality disorder? Or am I just the only one smacking the elephant in the drunk room?
     
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    The only mixed drink I've ever heard associated with the teenager Elk-sugar was a Darth Yaeger...perhaps they're related somehow.
     
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    Poor toddamus. He tries.

    Should I also mention, to bring the most Missouri post I've ever made right back home again, that I may or may not have fucked around with my cousin's ex-wife's husband.

    Before they were married thank you very much.
     
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    That was supposed to quote CMR but I'm intoxicated.

    I plead the fiflth or fake news or whatever passes as an oopsidaisy nowadays.
     
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    I was just making sure I hadn't missed something here...

    Oh and your cousin's, uncle's, ex's wife's, third born is making my head hurt. I thought that shit only happened in hills have eyes country.
     
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    You're supposed to be egging on the two wives/ex-wives to murder the husband, aren't you?
     
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    Nope. Nobody's related but it's still weird.

    We're not Arkansas but we're just north or Arkansas so it's cool.
     
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    I like my cousin, even if he's an ass, so I don't want anyone to kill him.

    I do, however miss his ex-wife as she was more fun than his current wife (I'm fairly certain I've posted about a camping trip last summer.)
     
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    Ahhhh yes, Abneretta's Camping Trip of 2016.

    Short summary for Cmr88: gin, lots of gin, more gin, short campfire orgy, gin, longer campfire orgy.
     
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    Okay? Doesn't sound Christian but who am I to judge
     
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    Damn, how do I not remember that story. Getting old sucks.
     
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    Abneretta just "plead the filth." What a great typo for TiB.
     
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