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The 2017 Superbowl WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    See, I knew there was a reason I liked you. I just ate 2 of those mofos. Also, I had the sealed box in a drawer in my office for a year, and just opened them last week. Taste the same as they would have a year ago.

    The thing that's weird about the Samoas is that when you first eat one, you're all, "hey, these are goo--" then you're all, "wtf, why do these taste like recycled cardboard?" What's really weird, is why the hell are they Samoas in the first place? Clearly, they're not made in American Samoa or anything and derive the name from "Some more;" but, Girl Scout cookies also offer S'mores. So, when you have to tell a 10-year old girl that you want "some mores" not "some mores" it gets confusing. And THEN, apparently, in some regions, they're not called Samoas at all, because they use two different bakeries and one of them calls them Caramel Delites. I don't even.
     
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    Could be a golden MILF opportunity, but if you see Chris Hanson, run.
     
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    I'm in the Caramel Delight region but I ordered cookies online this year through a Girl Scout that is in Samoa territory. So I have a box of Samoas at home, I really don't think they taste the same. I need to track down a local Girl Scout to get some Caramel Delights so I can do a taste test.
     
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    Mind. Blown. I am so sorry you people are having to suffer through dimple-y thin mints and inferior Tagalongs. (PEANUT BUTTER PATTIES HAVE LESS PEANUT BUTTER WHAT THE DAMN HELL!?)

    http://graphics.latimes.com/girl-scout-cookies/
     
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    I'm glad to know I'm not crazy, about this anyway.

    Caramel Delights are my favorite, so I was surprised that I didn't care for the Samoas as much. They were still good but not so good I had to hide them from the kids and eat them all myself.

    As far as Thin Mints go, I have both a new box from my online order and a sleeve from last year in the freezer. Looks like we'll be having a cookie tasting today.
     
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    Pro Tip: Use the Samoas like you would the graham crackers for smores. Assemble, wrap them in foil and heat.

    I find it hard to believe a Pro Pooper like 'wildered almost fell off the pot due to scratchy noises coming from under the tub (see R&R post).

    That aside, the Ladies of the TiB representing. Props.
     
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    My grandparents used to run a big Girl Scout camp and were very involved, so there used to be cases and cases of the cookies in their house. Grandma would let us have cookies for breakfast if we wanted and her word is the law, so I say you can too.
     
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    IKR? I always enjoy an update to the Bikini thread, but I didn't want to be the one to point it out, because everybody already thinks I'm a creepy perv. And, it just crushes me to know that random strangers on the internet think negatively of me. Hey, now everybody will think you are, shegirl. Twinsies!
     
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    IS THAT ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT??!!! I was tallking about the drinking RoM.
     
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    Yes, from an outsider looking in, it appears that is all RoM thinks about. To be fair though, that is all we ever think about...he just puts it out in the open.
     
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    Oh.
     
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    Pro poopin' REPRESENT! But for real, I was pretty freaked out. Luckily I tend to freeze first and that bought me time to figure out where the noise was coming from. I do not need to be slinging poop from my ass when i panic run away mid shit. Nooooope. Ain't nobody got time fo dat.
     
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    Please nobody post a gif of this. Please nobody post a gif of this. Please nobody post a gif of this
     
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    We once had a bird get stuck in the wall of the toy room. I kept hearing a weird sound and was starting to think I was going crazy. My husband wanted to lower the cat down into the wall to solve the problem. I've seen that episode of It's Always Sunny, it doesn't end well.
     
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    I take my daughter to the bar every year to sell Girl Scout cookies. She typically sells 30-50 boxes in about 15 minutes. The best time to go Is halftime during the playoffs when Everyone is wound up, drunk and hungry.
     
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    Has Tom Brady retired yet? I haven't looked at anything sports related aside from NHL network since Sunday.
     
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    Maybe he should post. I'd like to think this isn't a gender bias forum and would tolerate this form of personal expression
     
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    Umm...ok.

    toddamus, to quote him when he was asked that very question in his pregame interview, "Why would I? I'm having too much fun." The Bastard.
     
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    Seems like a completely logical purchase if you hate money. Like that asshole who bought a large truffle for $800,000.
     
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