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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. toddamus

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    Gin gives me a massive hangover. It taste great, but it hurts me so bad.
     
  2. Frebis

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    A propper mint julep is a thing of beauty. I need a new floppy hat.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Gin pairs really well with chocolate.

    I probably should mention that in case you didn't already know.
     
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    There is a bar in San Antonio called The Last Word that has Mint Julep on tap.
     
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    Ok my new cat I am starting to think is not a cat. When I go to pet her, she rolls over on her back for belly rubs. She licks my hand for attention. She tries to play with our dogs who (including our large dog who hates cats more than trump hates brown people). And she is officially now the most needy living thing in the house, including my young son. This damn cat seriously won't. Stop. Following me. If I THINK about sitting down the bitch comes out of nowhere and tries to climb into my lap. I mean she's sweet but holy fucking hell, give me some damn space!!
     
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    My cat does the same. As soon as you get home he's on your lap, forcing you to pet him, head-butting you, nipping you to play with him etc. It's sweet but holy shit sometimes I just wish we could tone down the neediness so I can chill.
     
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    I thought cats were supposed to be independent? What the hell?

    In fact as I'm typing this my cat just jumped in my lap. Fuck off kitty. I just want to eat pretzels, drink my root beer, and read about the fact that HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE MAKING TOP GUN 2?!?!?!
     
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    Top Gun now sounds like a gay porn to me, mostly because the first one was soft gay porn.
     
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    I regularly make mint juleps and mojitos. I even have a muddler for the purpose.
     
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    I hear "Murder She Wrote" is getting a reboot. And how are those dentures fitting?
     
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    It's cute how you dismiss something delicious because of some stereotype or whatever. Your derision doesn't make them any less tasty in my mouth.
     
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    To all you fuckers who don't like gin because you've had a bad experience with it... drinking lemon gin (aka panty removers) by the bucket in high school doesn't count.

    No better drink to have in the high heat than a nice gin and tonic.

    It's the only civilized way to finish a day of game drives.

    Speaking of which...



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    17 giraffes crossed the road in front of us today. Fucking magical.

    We're now enjoying gin and tonics overlooking Mount Kenya at the Fairmont Safari Club. If you're in the area, drop by... I'm buying.

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    I haven't played beach volleyball without wearing jeans and/or listening to Kenny Loggins since.
     
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    Sounds like a nice guy, just trying to clear the road for his auntie. Best part of the article...

     
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    When it is hot outside and I have a bucket of cold drinks and am relaxing, I miss the winter about as much as I would miss having a car door slam on my fingers.

    We're having yet another mild winter here. There is no snow outside again, or even snow banks. It's was 9 C outside last night. The whole month of January felt like early October. It's spooky.
     
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    Weird here too. Winter came late, and the cold has said for a very long time. We have had colder weather but I have lived here for most my life and i don't remember have the weather sit below freezing for this long.
     
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    Prediction for my neck of the woods tomorrow:

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    Our winter was super mild too. I think we had 2 days total go below zero. The weather around here typically bounces from one extreme to the other before settling on a "season" for a couple months. Usually the average temps start bouncing downward around December until they settle on a solid month of cold ass wet ass weather (ass) in Jan or Feb. This time it just bounced right through the season and never settled on any cold weather. It was 70F with 86% humidity today.

    I'm not the praying type, but I'm about to fall to my knees and pray for summers with average temp under 100F. I am afraid that this summer is going to be a historically bad one.
     
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