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The 2017 Superbowl WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. TX.

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    Not looking forward to being pregnant during this summer. That's one of the first things my mom said when she found out: "Omg you're going to be miserable all summer!" Yayyyyy! Thanks, ma. You always see the best in every situation.
     
    #401 TX., Feb 8, 2017
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    What the fuck? You're pregnant? Congrats, dude. It's a trip and a half.
     
    #402 Angel_1756, Feb 8, 2017
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    Are those similar to or more sour than warheads?
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    #403 AFHokie, Feb 8, 2017
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    Can we be honest? Guys never quite know how to respond to a pregnancy announcement, because we most likely don't know the person well who's announcing it.

    Is there ever a time to say I'm sorry when someone says they're pregnant?
     
    #404 toddamus, Feb 8, 2017
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    Do you not have any female friends?
     
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    What's with the 'congratulations' thing? The process isn't exactly rocket science.
     
    #406 greybeard, Feb 8, 2017
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    Well as we know I'm not the most astute socially, so if it isn't a blessing I want to respond to that instead of making a blanket statement.

    Its like if someone announces they have cancer, you don't say thats too bad or God only gives what people can handle. You say that sucks and call me if you want to.
     
    #407 toddamus, Feb 8, 2017
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    Pretty sure the Gin gods have cursed me, because now I have the flu. I apologize Gin gods, take your flu back. I can't be sick this week. All I want to do is sleep, and I am overly wide awake.
     
    #408 Cmr88, Feb 8, 2017
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    For some it is.

    Toddamus, a solid "that's awesome, congratulations" is acceptable. Not acceptable is making a gut grab so you can "feel the new life growing". True story.
     
    #409 Angel_1756, Feb 8, 2017
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    Not being insincere, I would love to see that happen, as cringe worthy and awful as that was. I may be clueless but I'm not that bad.
     
    #410 toddamus, Feb 8, 2017
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    Well phooey, I guess that means asking "Can I see where the baby is going to come from?" is probably not socially acceptable either?
     
    #411 toytoy88, Feb 8, 2017
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    I both fear and loathe this brave new world we're in....
     
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    Good to know so I shouldn't ask if you can let me see if I can see the baby?
     
    #413 toddamus, Feb 8, 2017
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    It was 80 and sunny today. Love Texas winters.

    When my wife and I were at bed bath and beyond registering for our wedding, the lady helping us get the registry setup asked my wife when the baby was due. At the time she was maybe 100 lbs soaking wet, but we both looked really young... and we wouldn't have my son for another 5 years.

    What's funny is she said it in front of co-workers. Guess one of them told the manager because he came to us later apologizing profusely, said the lady was sent home for the day, and gave us more coupons than I'd ever seen in my life. We never paid full price for anything there again.
     
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    I can't even begin to explain how disturbed I am right now. I blame it partially on the medicine, but still.

    TX you will be a lovely pregnant woman even in the middle of summer. Pool side, fans, icey drinks, and sun dresses will be your friend. When my sister was pregnant in the middle of summer she lived in Maxi dresses.
     
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    I don't know much about women but I'm going to guess this wasn't the best thing to say.

    The thing I am most convinced I know, is don't offer an opinion unless asked to and if I asked to keep it as vague, general and as positive as can be
     
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    Says the one that doesn't know when to say I am sorry or congratulations...
     
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    Not all pregnancies are a blessing.

    Hyperbole aside, I would never say anything but congratulations.
     
    #418 toddamus, Feb 8, 2017
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    Use A/C, you'll be fine.
     
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    I miss my gin.
     
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