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The 2017 Superbowl WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    I also would not mind being mauled by a BJ expert.
     
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    There is a surprising lack of snow removal services with web pages. You would think every guy with a jacked up 4x4 and a plow would have one, but it's just not the case.
    There was only 14ish inches in front of my parking spot, but now that the city plow has gone by, it's about 3.5ft. It's going to start getting dark soon and it's windy and fucking cold out. Send help.
     
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    I hear this is a really good use of 911.
     
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    I wonder what the fine is for calling 911 and asking them to come to my house to remove snow from in front of my car?
     
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    Probably the around the same as a down payment on a snow plow.
     
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    Shovels and alcohol gets the job done. Moving snow gets your blood pumping so it's pretty easy to stay warm, the booze will numb the "fuck this" feelings.

    Pro tip: Throw the snow with the wind, not into it.
     
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    Get your water hose and soak it down real good. Get good and drunk. Tomorrow morning call in to work and complain about the county snow plow. Crawl back in bed and enjoy your day off.
     
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    I wonder if I am able to change your phrase under your username to "professional shit stirrer"
     
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    If anyone actually takes any of my advice, it's all on them.
     
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    I guess I am imagining that you have done all these things before at least once.

    Edit and Nope I can't, I can only warn you. WooOOoooOO.
     
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    What's the over/under on how many people toytoy advised to drill a headphone jack into their iphone?
     
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    Ten (10)
     
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    I'll take the over on that one.
     
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    So my friend that apparently hates Indiana Jones has never seen any of the Star Wars movies.

    Guys, what am I supposed to do with this information?

    (So far it's unconfirmed if she has a grudge against Harrison Ford or if she grew up living under a rock.)
     
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    Drink until either the pain stops or you post on the boobie thread. Just working on my inner jackal.
     
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    Jackals are funnyyyyyyy. Drinking with the flu is not funnyyyyyyyy.
     
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    Also, if I could marry the Han Solo character from the original trilogy, I would. Sexy smartasses will forever be the death of me.
     
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    Han Solo? Shit. Harrison Ford at any age, I'm down.
     
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    You are right. I also loved him in Air Force One. He made a fiiiiiine President.
     
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