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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 1, 2017.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Mosquito Coast Harrison is FAR sexier. Playing god and building giant exploding refrigerators.
     
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    Well, it's not like the standards are particularly high at the moment.
     
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    I had never heard of this movie so I read the summary on Wikipedia just now. No words.
     
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    My wife is scared by Indiana Jones movies, has never seen Star Wars, and "doesn't see the point" of watching Jurassic Park so she hasn't seen any of those either.

    When I first learned this I told that's grounds for divorce in some states. She reminded me that her favorite movie is Blazing Saddles which is grounds for marriage in Texas. I couldn't argue with that.

    That being said, all those Star Wars prequels and postquels and pre-prequels and porcupine quills, can suck my cock. The phrase "don't fix it if it ain't broke" was invented for the shit they did to the star wars franchise.
     
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    SHE DOESN'T LIKE JURASSIC PARK?!

    TIL there are people who don't like Jurassic Park.

    About Star Wars, the original trilogy is the best hands down but did you see Rogue One? It was pretty fucking awesome.
     
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    This is why it pisses me off to no end that they made The Godfather part 2.

    I rewatched all of the Star Wars movies recently. The only one with no redeeming qualities is The Phantom Menace. Also return of the Jedi isn't very good. It's watchable. But it's not good.
     
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    I know. It's fucked up. Makes me sad. I still haven't been able to see Jurassic World because with a young kid and the way alone time with your wife becomes so valuable then, it's had to find the time to watch something your significant other isn't into.

    Sci-fi as a genre I think is just a waste of time and stupid, but I'll make an exception for Jurassic Park and the original Star Wars.
     
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    I have to second Rogue One. It was very well done.
     
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    Why not watch Jurassic World with your kid? Kids love dinosaurs. And Jurassic world is legit.
     
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    Aaand you lost me. Sci-fi is the shit.

    Jurassic World is badass, I took my dad to see it in 3D, it was his first 3D movie. He still talks about it.
     
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    should I or shouldn't I let off my last stink bomb in the elevator?
     
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    I have a lot of questions about why you have a stink bomb, much less multiple stink bombs, but I think the answer is yes, regardless.
     
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    fuck me if anyone gets mad, i'll say hey, my mom died, fuck off
     
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    Let the fucker fly.
     
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    Oh I did and I know it'll have more of an impact than I'll ever know
     
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    You didn't stay to watch the fallout? I'd be a terrible criminal because I'd have to see everyone's reactions.

    What I'm trying to say is that when it comes to pranks, I'm definitely Winston on New Girl.
     
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    I'm starting to worry if I'm becoming the new Toytoy, apparently if you value your health stay the fuck away from me
     
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    I think Jurassic Park is a classic. Jurassic World makes Jurassic Park 3 look like "On The Waterfront" by comparison. I hated it entirely.
     
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    I am....surprisingly not hungover right now. The One True God be praised! I had also never heard of the mosquito movie.


    It's been a while since I read the book, but from what I recall from the book basically both Part 1 and Part 2 are in the story. Part 3 on the other hand, was unmitigated shit and deserves a slow painful death.

    And my God Rogue One was awesome. Much better than that plagiarized dogshit Episode 7.
     
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