He is divorced TWICE and is only 29! My boss is on wife number three. Like I said, train wreck. Do I have to make out with him in public? A lot of politicians and high rollers are going to be there.
Are cash bars that rare of a thing? I think I've been to 125 weddings now and it's about 50/50 chance I'd say. One thing I do know: parties are far more fun when it's open bar. The guests are happier. ...Not only are you getting WASPs drunk enough to do dancing involving lots of arm movements, you're also taking away their stress of having to spend $6 a drink and having to resort to ducking into their cars or burying icy beers in the leaves out back.
Pictures of what? Make more money doing a cash bar. Price per ticket doesn't cover all the alcohol that is going to be consumed. If this thing is open bar it IS going to be a shit show.
You all are a bunch of jackals. Drunk selfies, sleezy dress pictures, make out with the son, Toytoy wants me to hit on his mother (not doing), any other requests? Do I get bonus points if he takes selfies with me?
Yes. So many of those. But you both must be visibly drunk, that is the only acceptable form of that I want to see here.
I have to be sober enough to make a 20 minute drive home. I ain't staying the night with him. That would be past train wreck into tsunami.
I don't think I've ever been to a wedding with a cash bar. I've been to plenty with booze I don't like. I'll drink water instead of bottom shelf booze or bud light. I went to a dry wedding once. It was awesome because we left after the ceremony.
Uber has not made it to my area of the state. There is only one taxi service, and you couldn't pay me to use it. I live in truck country.
I'm always a fan of the drunk girl move when they just curl up and go to sleep in a random or terrible place. Like lying on a table and pulling a loaded tablecloth over you. Maybe right in an ashphalt parking a lot as visible river of piss forms from underneath her. Then again, there's nothing like a classic "guy move":
If I lived in a city I would go insane. I love my horses, and the fact that my closest neighbor is a half a mile away. However, I would also like pizza to be able to be delivered to my house.