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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. JGold

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    Oh Sailor Jerry, how I've missed you.
     
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    Around 4:30 I paid $10 at the corner store for a 6-pack of Sam Adams Winter, just for something to keep me entertained while I waited for my ex to come by after her dad's company Christmas party. Her original ETA was 7:00 (90 mins ago). I hesitate to kill the last beer, because after that I'm just going to walk to a bar and start hitting stronger beer & whiskey. Maybe she'll come, or maybe I'll just get drunk & flirt w/ the bartenders.

    Tip of the day: Do not eat a heaping bowl of leftover chili on the day you want to nail your ex one last time. I should burn these pants.
     
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    You're welcome.

     
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    It's been an excellent couple of days. I had my first real tequila night last night. Many, many shots. I don't remember going to bed, but thank fuck I did. Maybe it's just the expectations and placebo effect, but holy hell what a liquor that stuff is.

    And I bought a sampler pack of johnnie walker from the duty free. Black, green, gold and blue in a really nifty box. And I saw a bottle of johnnie walker swing and tested out how well it rocked on the floor of the duty free. Scratch that one off the bucket list.

    EDIT: oh my god has people chewing always been this disgusting? I'm at my parent's place and listening to other people eat in silence is fucking maddening. Between living alone, eating out at restaurants, or at least having some fucking conversation over food when eating with my friends, I never realized how disgusting chewing is. What the fuck.
     
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    Hey asshole who works at the gas station I don't need your judging glance when I decide to drink Malt Liquor (steel reserve to be exact) tonight. You work at a gas station. Fucker.
     
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    You would not survive living with my roommate then. Snoring, sleep-whimpering, sleep-farting, sleep apnea, labored breathing, I feel I have an intimate knowledge of the inner workings of his sinuses.
     
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    The more important question here is why you'd care.
     
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    The way I see it, you have two options:

    (1) Christmas present C-PAP machine
    (2) Ambien laced with meth
     
    #2008 JGold, Dec 18, 2010
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    Well, he is the type of guy who drinks Malt Liquor, so who knows what his rationalization process is like.
     
    #2009 Dcc001, Dec 18, 2010
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    If you hang out at a certain bar in Fargo, ND you'll see about 20 of these guys creeping on white girls. It's quite entertaining.
     
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    His cell phone blasts loud pop music every night at approximately 4 a.m. He will let it go for minutes before he rouses himself and shuts it off, then goes back to bed.

    My only solace is that I'm leaving the country in two days and that he will die an early death.
     
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    Finally SOMEONE understands me. I blame the public school system, and who has beef with being able to get a nice buzz for $3?
     
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    Be fair to Malt Liquor. It's under appreciated. I have no problem picking up Colt 45 or OE. In fact, one of the ways I'd get drunk in college (for shitty parties, I always kept decent stuff and liquor at home) was the Colt 45 15-pack. That's a 12 pack, plus 3 bonus cans! You can't argue with value like that. It's not like Colt 45 tastes any worse than domestic light beer. And it actually has a chance of getting you somewhere. I feel like I piss out Bud Light before it works its way into my bloodstream.
     
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    Proof!

    Keep in mind the office is in the middle of town.
     

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    DEAR GOD IT'S FIVE IN THE MORNING! SHUT OFF YOUR PHONE YOU FAT FUCK!
     
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    This Christmas drunk thread pales in comparison to last year's.
     
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    Out of curiosity and laziness in not wanting to read 100+ pages, why was last years so much better? I hadn't joined yet so unfortunately I missed it.
     
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    Nostalgia.
     
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    People were actually drunk. And having conversations.
     
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    Drunk, I got. Conversations? How does that work?

    10,000 Lovers. How many more do you need?

     
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