The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Last years thread started on Dec 23, let's give this one a chance, we haven't reached the point where all the lonely drunk people realise they are alone at Christmas yet.

 

Don't forget the horny part. Last year I expected people to start posting videos of themselves jerking off at any minute.

 

I have no desire to be banned so I'm not saying it, but there's a Shegirl/video comment comming really soon.

 

I think what we are missing is females. Not only that, but females willing to converse. Right now there are nothing but dudes browsing, drunk or not. AmIright?

Drunk horny females are what we really need. As does everyone.

 

It's just like real life!

 

I blame ssycko, that lesbian drove all the chicks away with her butchiness.

 

I think I will stay on my CCR kick...


That voice is just unrivaled.

 

Last year had the originality of being the first. It also wasn't four weeks long, and kicked in during the week in between Christmas and New Years when everybody was getting plastered for having to deal with their families.

Patience, my unholy army of the night.

 

It has become apparent that my family's annual post-Christmas trip to Illinois will consist of beer drinking and coyote hunting for yours truly. Yee-haw!

In the meantime, I'm making pancakes.

 

Most people are still going out when they drink. Christmastime, people will be at home drinking with their families giving them plenty of time for drunk posting. Sure this thread isn't quite as insane as last year (yet) but I've still enjoyed it thus far. Hell all the pictures/gifs alone have made it memorable. As people descend into the mayhem that is Christmas-New Years, so the thread will follow suit. Now enough of this meta-analysis. There is nothing more annoying than people negatively reflecting on situations they are currently in. If you don't like the thread, make it better.

For your amusement: <a class="postlink" href="http://blip.tv/play/AYKVuk4D" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://blip.tv/play/AYKVuk4D</a>

(mods can that be embedded? I tried the embed code on the website, but it didn't work)

 

I am covered in mud, grime, booze, and blood. Never go riding with a redneck in a golf cart through a palm forest after 12 beers. My homebrew did not carbonate properly, which gives me a sad. The 3 pound beef tenderloin wrapped in bacon and smoked for 4 hours made up for it.



Now, Motorhead. Lyrics applicable:

 

I usually do some weekend day drinking with a good buddy of mine. In fact, when I do the math, I've known this asshole since freshman year of high school. That was 1994, so thats 16 years.

I called him today for our usual Saturday bar crawl and he said he didn't feel like it. I bitched at him and called him out.

His reason, paraphrased: "Last night: Strip club, cocaine, yada yada yada, I feel like shit today."

Can't fault that logic.

 

Yep, this is how I feel right about now.


Replace all those people with their Oklahoma equivalent and it pretty much nails my life.

 

I was reading through last year's thread and it was quite impressive. Everyone was talking with each other (like a conversation) and even posting pictures of themselves. The only way we can top that this year is to post our cell phone numbers and addresses. I think we lose this time around. Not that it matters, I have booze.

 

Raised expectations are never the easiest thing to meet. Everyone just relax and be funny. It'll all work out.

Here's a clown to make everyone feel better:

Spoiler

 

Yeah, that worked. Here is the most awesome guitar player ever. 3:23 forward proves it.

 

Respectfully disagree, and submit the following:

 

Those guys are awesome, keep in mind Tommy is singing while doing the bass/rhythm parts.

More:


Guy can also play Yankee Doodle and Dixie at the same time.

Another, super Awesome:



For pure shred damage, the guy from Mr. Big:
Yes, the same one from "I'm The One Who Wants to Be With You"

 

I have discovered that I can quickly cool down cans of beer by placing them on my windowsill directly against the glass and covered by the shades. Here's to cold ass weather.

I'm sleeping in for the first time in way too long tomorrow. It will be glorious. Until January 18th, I won't have a job and won't have to worry about school, except for getting my ass on a plane on January 2nd to go to Brazil. Fuck yeah I earned a month off.