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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Primer

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    Having a weapon on you gives you incentive to use it - doesn't matter if you do or not, the possibility of using it is there and the issues that come with having a weapon are there. Don't put yourself in that situation.

    There are very few places in the world that are bad enough to warrant needing a weapon. You shouldn't even be traveling in those places unless you're willing to run the risk of rape, death or killing another person.
     
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  2. Tope

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    I. . . I like to drunk before 2!

    He likes to get drunk before 2!
     
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  3. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    God dammit I'm sorry. I can't be bothered to download and attach images when I'm drunk. I'll make the effort when I'm sober though. This is what I was fucking trying to post. Also another gif, but it says the file size is too big.
     

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    Man attacked by dog he took in

    I took in a Mosin-Nagant rifle from a sheriff's auction one time. It never attacked me the entire time I owned it. None of my guns have ever torn up any pillows or peed on the carpet. They don't sniff other guns' butts either. Just sayin'....
     
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  5. 8Track

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    What is the best liquor and brand to go with Eggnog?

    I have found that this year my tastes gravitate towards Blackheart rum and nog. You?
     
    #2225 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    Jesus Christ these gun conversations are turning into the political zone with their silliness.

    "Guns are awesome if you're responsible!"

    "Guns are dangerous!"

    "Everyone should own and know how to use a gun!"

    "Guns kill people and can get you killed!"

    "Nuh-uh!"

    "Yeah-huh!"

    "Nuh-uh!"

    "Yeah-huh!"

    Clearly, you aren't going to agree or change each others minds. Lets get back to puppies.


    Or sweater-puppies...

     

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  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    I love me some Scarlett Johansson, and any photo showing much of her breasts is a win . . . but, what the heck is going on with her skin color there? Is she wearing panty hose under those socks? Why are her thighs, stomach, face and breasts like 12 different shades of flesh tone? I'm aroused and confused at the same time. Much like my first date in highschool . . .
     
    #2227 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 20, 2010
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    Looks like creative photo-shopping...

    The gun argument always turns to shit when you throw emotions into the mix.

    Either way, we've got whiskey, tits, and guns all on one page of this thread. Some of my favorite things in the world! Something great is bound to come out of that mix!
     
    #2228 katokoch, Dec 20, 2010
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    Just got out of work and now Im off for two weeks. To celebrate, enjoy:

    [​IMG]
     
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    I think it is a shadow effect. She is lit from the upper right, which causes a shadow on the side of her face and where the sweater is covering. The rest isn't in the shadow, so it appears lighter.

    Oh, and there is no doubt some airbrushing in there, too.

    Still, she is just so damn hot.
     
    #2230 D26, Dec 20, 2010
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    Because shes ugly.
     
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    Fixed that for ya.

    And I'm really glad I missed the gun debate; reading that in real time would have gotten me so mad I probably would have drank a few beers then blasted a bunch of shotgun shells into something explodable, like a trash can, or a pyramid stack of red solo cups. My view can be summed up in the brilliant words of Homer J. Simpson:

    "A gun is a TOOL, like a hammer, or an alligator."
     
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    I dunno. I've seen Blood Diamond, The African Queen and I Dreamed of Africa. If those movies are as factually accurate as I believe them to be, ugly white women do not visit the Dark Continent.
     
    #2233 Beefy Phil, Dec 20, 2010
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    What the FUCK are you talking about? Madonna steals a kid from there like once a week and she looks like pink beef jerky now!
     
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    Oh shit there's a lunar eclipse AND a meteor shower late tonight. That calls for a shitload of weed.
     
    #2235 dubyu tee eff, Dec 20, 2010
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    yes sir, the eclipse should be pretty cool. I looked up some pictures and the moons supposed to turn coppery and reddish. Hope this chicks into unromantic sky gazing in below 0*F weather.

    I tried a new drinking game Saturday night which applied directly to me and a friend.

    You need two things and two things only.
    Thing 1: A 30 rack of budweisers
    Thing 2: Stone cold's theme song

    Everytime someone plays Stone Cold's theme song you finish your drink.
    This game took an interesting twist when one of the more musically inclined characters learned how to play it on guitar.
    Great night.
     
    #2236 Sleeves, Dec 20, 2010
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    It's raining so hard, im not going to see shit. At least there are these:

    [​IMG]


    They are kinda like an eclipse and meteor shower.
     
    #2237 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    Gun debates make me laugh.

    I have guns. I like guns. I'm very proficient in their use. And yet I would go so far as to say that I'm not a gun nut.

    And I could care less what anyone else thinks about it.

    It's much like religion. I don't give a shit if you believe in anything, or what you believe in.... just don't bore me with it. Don't try to convert me, or educate me, or "save" me.... just do whatever you have to or want to do such that I don't have anything to do with it.

    Same goes for:

    -- vegans/vegetarians
    -- bicyclists
    -- tree huggers
    -- anti-abortionists
    -- macs vs pcs

    See the trend?

    You have ways of thinking that you feel quite profoundly about, and they might be different than mine. And I don't care. Don't assume that I do.

    Don't try and change my mind, because I'm old and cranky and won't change my mind.


    And the only thing I find funnier than gun debates are the whole "this is what you should do to protect yourself" crap from the guys that don't own guns but know everything about them... well, it is a prerequisite to formulating your zombie apocalypse plan, I'm sure... but odds are you still are completely full of shit.

    In the end, it doesn't matter what the fuck you use, as long as you're comfortable with it, and have done extensive training with it so that using it is second nature.
     
    #2238 Nettdata, Dec 20, 2010
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    Those are the weirdest nipples I have seen. I think I would rather look at the flat, pancake size ones.
     
    #2239 zyron, Dec 20, 2010
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    You know it was kinda like a car accident at first. You want to look away, but you have to stare a bit to make sure you're seeing everything you can. I don't know, I'm torn. I just have this urge to bite them.
     
    #2240 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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