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The 2nd Annual Christmas & New Years Drunk Thread 2010! NSFW

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Dec 1, 2010.

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  1. Sleeves

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    I don't know about you, but I'm not putting those things anywhere near my mouth. They might spark my gag reflex.
     
    #2241 Sleeves, Dec 20, 2010
  2. 8Track

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    I guess there is no prize in letting a chick know you could deep throat her nipples?
     
    #2242 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    Pay attention, man.
     
    #2243 Beefy Phil, Dec 20, 2010
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    You're both pussies and would make someone a terrible GF.
     
    #2244 shegirl, Dec 20, 2010
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    Get off my lawn.
     
    #2245 Primer, Dec 20, 2010
  6. Sleeves

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    Not unless she has a dick that's bigger than those monsters, which would probably be hard to imagine and your into those kind of things
     
    #2246 Sleeves, Dec 20, 2010
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    Don't make me call customer support on your ass, you redneck wannabe.

    And don't fuck with my serenity.
     
    #2247 Nettdata, Dec 20, 2010
  8. 8Track

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    I'd definitely into the nipples but not so much the dick. But I'm sure we all have a price?
     
    #2248 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    Take it easy cheese tits, I'm just sayin, my gag reflex is pretty sensitive so it might be a little hard for me to indulge in those breasticles.
     
    #2249 Sleeves, Dec 20, 2010
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    Yeah, 8Track? Around $16k maybe?
     
    #2250 JPrue, Dec 20, 2010
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    I know this guy who'll suck your dick for $16,000.
     
    #2251 Nettdata, Dec 20, 2010
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    You just took two wonderful things and turned into perhaps the best thing invented ever, besides bacon of course.
     
    #2252 shegirl, Dec 20, 2010
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    If I knew this thread was gonna be that kind of party I would have cashed out my 401k...

    Seriously though, $16k = gay for pay?

    Im sure driving around in your new 2010 Jetta takes away some of the sting?
     
    #2253 8Track, Dec 20, 2010
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    I'd do it for free,* but I'm ugly and you'd turn me down.



    *No, I wouldn't.
     
    #2254 Dcc001, Dec 20, 2010
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    Let's just say that Diablo knows how to party.... although I think he drives an Infinity, not a Jetta.
     
    #2255 Nettdata, Dec 20, 2010
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    Apparently he drives stick shift too.
     
    #2256 Maltob14, Dec 20, 2010
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    Although he does seem to be a bit tentative with the nuts... so he's not running as high-flow as he should be some times.
     
    #2257 Nettdata, Dec 20, 2010
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    And he's into 'gay sex' if you know what I mean. *Wink-wink-nudge-nudge*
     
    #2258 CarbonCopy, Dec 20, 2010
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    That being said, he's also not afraid to bring in others to help get the job done.
     
    #2259 Nettdata, Dec 20, 2010
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